Hardcore Hero, Authority?

[Cobrita]

Monday Night Decimation returns from an adbreak, fading from black to show the arena packed to the rafters with eager LDWA fans. Inside of the ring stands Cobrita in his signature white suit, a grin spread across his face as he leans up against the ring ropes. With a flick of the wrist he raises the mic to his mouth and bounces off the ropes to adress the fans.

Cobrita
What is up my people!? How ya'll doin in LDWA land?

The crowd feeds on Cobrita's charisma and sends back as much as The Master Of Disaster gives, cheering wildy as the native Australian continues.

Cobrita
Now as you all know, I was bested by War Machine in my first match here at LDWA and while I would have loved to take a W in that match, these things happen. But with that behind us, i'd like to make note of something else that has come into play within the week.

With myself being one of the more seasoned wrestlers on the roster, the management of Lion's Den Wrestling Association have asked yours truly to take up a joint position as Comissioner with Smarky Smark. I accepted due to my love of the sport and due to the potential this federation posseses!

The crowd give an upstart reaction, cheering away as they continue to listen to their new authority figure speak. Cobrita raises a hand to his lips and ushers for quiet as he goes on.

Cobrita
Which brings me to request the company of my new partner in crime, Mr. Smark... If you wouldn't mind making your way to the ring, that'd be great.

Cobrita grins as he takes his positon on the ropes once again, awaiting his co-commisioner.

TBC

[Smarky Smark]

“WELL? WHAT’S THE STORY MORNING GLORY?”

As the voice of Liam Gallagher echoes away and the guitar riffs play signaling the beginning of “Morning Glory” by Oasis, the very man Cobrita was talking about, Smarky Smark, enters the arena. The crowd cheers at the sight of their other boss, letting the Shaman of Sci-fi know that he has the loyal LDWA fans’ backing. As he slaps some hands down the entrance ramp, he acknowledges Cobrita with a curt nod and a grin. The Smarkster is dressed in a smart casual fashion, wearing a pinstriped jacket with a white shirt, and a scarf finishing the business- like ensemble. He climbs the steps to enter the ring, deeming it a more professional way to enter, and a way that he can’t aggravate his hamstring injury. He enters the ring, receiving a microphone thrown from outside the ring with a cricket style catch. He walks over to the “Hardcore Hero” before giving him a warm handshake and a hug, sealing their partnership. He looks at the crowd who are immersed in a chant of “SMARKY! SMARKY!” to his delight, but eventually they quiten down and listen to what Mr. Smark has to say.

“Welcome to the Lion’s Den Wrestling Association, UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!”

This receives a huge pop from the fans in the stands, and the chants of “Smarky!” continue. The decrease in volume though when Smarky raises the mic to his lips once more.

“Well, Cobrita. I think they like us. They really like us! Anyway, you guys are goingto see a lot of things changing over the next few weeks.”

“We’re crowning a new champ for starters.”

“Steal my thunder, why don’t ya? Anyway, there is that, but I was thinking of something different. Cobrita, you like to see the youth of the company fight with the lights on bright, right?”

“Yeah…”

“And you yourself were on a new talent initiative under Jake Diamond, were you not?”

“Yeah…. Where are you going with this?”

“Well my non-white friend, I have a proposition for you. You see, I aswell was to see the new guys rise to the top of LDWA. And they is why they will be the highlight of the next PPV. We will be given 5 random picks of the LDWA roster, and with those chosen ten people, we will do battle. Five one on one matches, best of five series. Winner out of us two gains simple bragging rights, but the five winners of the matches will be given the chance to fight for a title shot. That way, everybody wins……I think. Anyway, what do you say to that little wager, eh?”

Ryan looks at his co-commissioner, awaiting an answer, hoping that it is yes.


TBC Cobrita

[Cobrita]

Cobrita nods and looks to his partner, then towards the crowd who have begun to cheer wildly at the meeting of their authority figures. Cobritaraises the mic, glancing back at The Smarkster.

Cobrita
I believe you sir... Have yourself a wager.

Cobrita lets out one of his signature grins and extends his hand to Smarky, who in turn takesit with glee. Grinning ear from ear he turns to the crowd and express's his joy.

Smarky Smark
Ah yes! That is what I wanted to hear! Now on the mat-

Cobrita
Hang on Smarks... Simple bragging rights, yeah that's all good but, a man such as myself thrives on excitement. And there ain't no greater excitement than putting something on the line.

How about, the winning Commissioner gets to name the upcoming PPV and... Has the final say in the main event match of the evening. How does that grab you?

Cobrita tilts his head to the side and smiles slightly, quite coffident that he will be naming the first ever LDWA PPV within the coming weeks.

TBC by Ryan

[Smarky Smark]

Smarky looks at his comrade, looking amused. He lets the crowd quieten down before giving Cobrita an answer.

"Jeez, what is it with all these stips?"

Cobrita grins at Smarky, knowing that the Shaman is stuck between a rock and a hard place here. He looks around at the crowd, and then looks back at Smarky, awaiting a proper response to his stipulation.

"Ah, you want an answer now? Right. Well, either of us can do better than the old incarnation of LDWA with their PPVs.... PPV 1, PPV 2, I mean what the fuck? But still, yeah, you're on. Winner names the show, and calls the main event. And here is a little thing for you. I know you will like this. The show next week, where this will take place, will have two new commentators...... YOU AND ME!"

Cobrita looks at Smarky with his mouth gaping; this isn't what he expected.

"No need to respond, I already sealed the deal with Mr. Diamond. LOVE YOU, BYE!"

On that note, "Morning Glory" plays the Shaman of Sci-fi out of the arena. He looks back at his co-comissioner as he wals down the ramp, leaving the Hardcore Hero dumbfounded.

"Well, how's that for a revelation? Next Monday, Smarky and Cobrita will fight for the rights to the next PPV! Something's gotta give!"

"Yeah, and I see the thing "giving" being the ratings. This is screaming SNOREFEST!"

"Oh you..."



EOT

You will find out who we pick on the card that will be posted tonight/tomorrow. Me and Cob will randomise the picks. If you have a specific request, please PM me or Cobrita, depending on what team you want in on. Anyone without a request will be randomised.