Post by Smarky Smark on Nov 4, 2009 8:59:21 GMT -5
(Before MND #4, after dark match.)
The scene opens, and we see a clean, concrete ridden corridor. There are people floating about, doing various odd jobs like sweeping and cleaning, as well as some LDWA alumni who are just resting up, and grabbing a coffee or a snack. The camera looks past them, and it seems to be focused on the door straight ahead. There is a man doing something to the door, but it is not known what. The cameraman walks closer towards the door, until it is in full view. The man straightens himself up, and walks away. Now we know what the man did. On the door, it would normally read “SMARKY SMARK- LDWA ALUMNI”, but a new layer has been added, making it say “SMARKY SMARK- LDWA CO-COMMISSIONER”. A hand protrudes in to the camera’s view; it is the cameraman, trying to open the door independently. It is obvious that Smarky Smark was waiting for this moment. He lounges back in a high-backed, plush chair, and he is surrounded by a lot of luxuries. Among the pictures on the wall include Ryan Hughes’ TV Title triumph, and his recent attack on El Nacho Grande. As well as the wrestling pictures, there is a HD-Ready television on the wall, complete with a Nintendo Wii and a PlayStation 3. It seems Smarky has got it made. He smiles at the camera, before speaking.
“A lot can happen in two weeks.”
He smirks, looking at his surroundings; the items he bought with his brand new bonus.
“You see, my injury became a blessing in disguise. Because round about the same time, one Jake Diamond had to take a leave of absence for god knows what reason, and LDWA had no one to man the sails, so to speak. I was reading a great book at the time-“
He holds up a book portraying his smiling mug, letting the camera zoom in to it slightly before continuing.
“Smarky Smark’s “All you food are belong to me” is out now for the small price of $12.99 at LDWAShop.com. But enough of the unnecessary plugs, I mean business. I received a call of Mr. Diamond, asking me to temporarily do his job, and me being the most important fucker in the wrestling world, I obliged. MND #3 was hailed a success by all- our highest rating yet, don’t you know. And on the eve of my second show, I was made official Co-Commissioner of LDWA. Now doesn’t that beat all.”
He gets up from his chair, before pouring out a glass of orange juice, and walking over to a giant cardboard cutout of Ryan Hughes. He speaks once more.
“Ryan Hughes, he was a GHW nothing when I found him. Under my secret supervision, he got on to a nice little winning streak in the process. I showed my face, and he won the TV title on his way to becoming on of the longest serving TV Champs in EVPW history. Now he is at the top table. And this is where I reach out to you- the LDWA locker room. My time may be coming to an end in the sense of running the show, but I can make it so that one of you runs the show in a different way. Throughout the next week, I will be watching. Scouting, if you will. If I find someone that I deem worthy of becoming an LDWA champion, I will offer my services. It is as simple as that. Think about it. One chance. Now get out.”
The cameraman obliges and retreats out of the office via the newly refurbished door, letting it close before the scene switched to the Monday Night Decimation opening credits.
The scene opens, and we see a clean, concrete ridden corridor. There are people floating about, doing various odd jobs like sweeping and cleaning, as well as some LDWA alumni who are just resting up, and grabbing a coffee or a snack. The camera looks past them, and it seems to be focused on the door straight ahead. There is a man doing something to the door, but it is not known what. The cameraman walks closer towards the door, until it is in full view. The man straightens himself up, and walks away. Now we know what the man did. On the door, it would normally read “SMARKY SMARK- LDWA ALUMNI”, but a new layer has been added, making it say “SMARKY SMARK- LDWA CO-COMMISSIONER”. A hand protrudes in to the camera’s view; it is the cameraman, trying to open the door independently. It is obvious that Smarky Smark was waiting for this moment. He lounges back in a high-backed, plush chair, and he is surrounded by a lot of luxuries. Among the pictures on the wall include Ryan Hughes’ TV Title triumph, and his recent attack on El Nacho Grande. As well as the wrestling pictures, there is a HD-Ready television on the wall, complete with a Nintendo Wii and a PlayStation 3. It seems Smarky has got it made. He smiles at the camera, before speaking.
“A lot can happen in two weeks.”
He smirks, looking at his surroundings; the items he bought with his brand new bonus.
“You see, my injury became a blessing in disguise. Because round about the same time, one Jake Diamond had to take a leave of absence for god knows what reason, and LDWA had no one to man the sails, so to speak. I was reading a great book at the time-“
He holds up a book portraying his smiling mug, letting the camera zoom in to it slightly before continuing.
“Smarky Smark’s “All you food are belong to me” is out now for the small price of $12.99 at LDWAShop.com. But enough of the unnecessary plugs, I mean business. I received a call of Mr. Diamond, asking me to temporarily do his job, and me being the most important fucker in the wrestling world, I obliged. MND #3 was hailed a success by all- our highest rating yet, don’t you know. And on the eve of my second show, I was made official Co-Commissioner of LDWA. Now doesn’t that beat all.”
He gets up from his chair, before pouring out a glass of orange juice, and walking over to a giant cardboard cutout of Ryan Hughes. He speaks once more.
“Ryan Hughes, he was a GHW nothing when I found him. Under my secret supervision, he got on to a nice little winning streak in the process. I showed my face, and he won the TV title on his way to becoming on of the longest serving TV Champs in EVPW history. Now he is at the top table. And this is where I reach out to you- the LDWA locker room. My time may be coming to an end in the sense of running the show, but I can make it so that one of you runs the show in a different way. Throughout the next week, I will be watching. Scouting, if you will. If I find someone that I deem worthy of becoming an LDWA champion, I will offer my services. It is as simple as that. Think about it. One chance. Now get out.”
The cameraman obliges and retreats out of the office via the newly refurbished door, letting it close before the scene switched to the Monday Night Decimation opening credits.
