Post by Jake Diamond/Cain on Oct 16, 2009 2:17:51 GMT -5
As the first episode of LDWA Monday Night Decimation begins the show immediately opens with the arena with a decent number of seats filled for the small arena. The ringside area is empty as is the ring with the exception of one man standing in the sole center of it. Wearing a simple black suit with a plain white shirt underneath stands none other than the self proclaimed “Greatest Man That Ever Lived,” Jake Diamond. The familiar audience, most of which EVPW diehards, naturally begin booing at the mere sight of the man yet a small number cheer for the mere sakes of it. Jake Diamond, smiling the always particular skeleton smile, raises a hand up to silence the audience while raising a microphone.
Jake Diamond: “Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the first ever edition of Monday Night Decimation!”
Probably props paid at the door for the show or merely drunk, the audience cheers in response, proving to Jake it’ll be much easier than expected to win them over.
JD: “Tonight proves to be a very exciting evening but alas, allow me to introduce myself... I am Jake Diamond, the ‘Future’ and ‘Savior’ of professional wrestling. I am not only known for my inept wrestling prowess but alas my sharp tongue to match. My combined intellect and physical well being are not only epitomized within me but also quintessential. Because of that it makes so much sense that you are also looking at the current ‘Commissioner of Decimation!’”
Some of the fans, already aware of the news, remaining complacent yet the remaining numbers boo in response but not until Jake cuts them off once more.
“Now, now... No need to be all heartless and spiteful. I mean, we’re all friends here... Because of which, I viewed it as appropriate to make tonight a very good evening. Tonight gives LDWA the running start it so desperately needs it because, let’s be serious here folks, we’re like a fat kid whose only motivation for running is by stapling a steak to our forehead. Yet, I digress. You’ll see many new faces tonight and many familiar ones all of whom will be competing ever so fiercely under this brand. Now, enough of this pointless gibber jabber, let’s get down to business...
“Boys and girls... Within the next few weeks we’ll be seeing an insurgency of fresh, young and hungry eyes. That being said, those eyes will be hungry for something shiny and appealing. Although... We can’t just hand out these prestigious objects now can we? This is why I’m introducing a new program called The Jake Diamond Initiative. It works very simply; basically, the hungrier, the more vicious, and the more passionate you are, the more the golden carrot is dangled above your heads. To the workers in the back, I leave an entire arena and entire floor open to you. You want to be championship calibre? Prove it to me then. You come out here and tell me why you deserve to even grace my ring and show me why you deserve to represent this company as it’s finest...”
Seemingly pleased by the Jake Diamond Initiative which boldly states any wanted title challengers merely needs to make their claim, the fans let out a small flurry of cheers.
“Now, ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu, let’s let the action begin...”
Either EoT or... TBC by someone. Introduce yourself. Challenge the authority or some shit xD.
Jake Diamond: “Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the first ever edition of Monday Night Decimation!”
Probably props paid at the door for the show or merely drunk, the audience cheers in response, proving to Jake it’ll be much easier than expected to win them over.
JD: “Tonight proves to be a very exciting evening but alas, allow me to introduce myself... I am Jake Diamond, the ‘Future’ and ‘Savior’ of professional wrestling. I am not only known for my inept wrestling prowess but alas my sharp tongue to match. My combined intellect and physical well being are not only epitomized within me but also quintessential. Because of that it makes so much sense that you are also looking at the current ‘Commissioner of Decimation!’”
Some of the fans, already aware of the news, remaining complacent yet the remaining numbers boo in response but not until Jake cuts them off once more.
“Now, now... No need to be all heartless and spiteful. I mean, we’re all friends here... Because of which, I viewed it as appropriate to make tonight a very good evening. Tonight gives LDWA the running start it so desperately needs it because, let’s be serious here folks, we’re like a fat kid whose only motivation for running is by stapling a steak to our forehead. Yet, I digress. You’ll see many new faces tonight and many familiar ones all of whom will be competing ever so fiercely under this brand. Now, enough of this pointless gibber jabber, let’s get down to business...
“Boys and girls... Within the next few weeks we’ll be seeing an insurgency of fresh, young and hungry eyes. That being said, those eyes will be hungry for something shiny and appealing. Although... We can’t just hand out these prestigious objects now can we? This is why I’m introducing a new program called The Jake Diamond Initiative. It works very simply; basically, the hungrier, the more vicious, and the more passionate you are, the more the golden carrot is dangled above your heads. To the workers in the back, I leave an entire arena and entire floor open to you. You want to be championship calibre? Prove it to me then. You come out here and tell me why you deserve to even grace my ring and show me why you deserve to represent this company as it’s finest...”
Seemingly pleased by the Jake Diamond Initiative which boldly states any wanted title challengers merely needs to make their claim, the fans let out a small flurry of cheers.
“Now, ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu, let’s let the action begin...”
Either EoT or... TBC by someone. Introduce yourself. Challenge the authority or some shit xD.
