Post by seth on Apr 17, 2009 1:57:35 GMT -5
The shot opens up to Seth standing in front of a wall. He is in his wrestling attire already and is smiling.
"Well folks I did not win my debut match last week, but one thing is for sure. When I get down and out I never let it get to me. I always find projects to do and hey I am a young, energetic guy. So, without further adue, I give to you the project my friend and I did this past week. It was fun and hope you great fans enjoy it too."
The crowd look on with anticipation as the scene fades to black for several seconds. When it comes back on you see the Oval Office and sitting in the President's chair is Seth Hawkins dressed up as Barack Obama. He even has a little bit of darker shade of face paint on to make him look more mixed breed. He actually looks pretty close to the real thing which causes some people to laugh. He raises his right hand up and begins to speak witht he same body language that Obama uses. The opening instrumentals of T.I.'s song "Dead and Gone" starts to trickle in as Seth/Bama speaks.
(Seth as Obama)"Uh, hey lemme kick it to ya right quick. Uhh not on a Presidential tip uh but on a real tip. Have you ever felt the weight of the future of a country on your shoulders? Uhh no? Oh wait, that is a Presidential thing. Nevermind."
Scene cuts to a very pretty woman in a recording studio.
"Oh, I've got alot of things to focus on. To try and make this country strong. But so many things are wrong, dead wrong."
With the song in full force, Seth-Bama rolls with the cool spoof video.
(Seth as Obama)
"I wish I could snap my fingers and right wrongs,
but even snapping like T-Pain won't send our problems home.
I'm here to work, some people smirk
say I ain't ready... man that hurts!
Look, I didn't for so long campaign,
to play you like a game of spades.
Before I hit first 50 days, harsh critisisms all up in my face!
Get out my face! Out my face!
Rush Limbaugh swears he wanna debate,
now people wait, to see us face,
their hoping that I take the bait.
But I see clearly through his game as clear as HD camera frames.
I'm Commander in Cheif so lets be clear,
debating? Man thats so last year.
I've got real issues on my plate,
like hmm, I dunno, the country's fate!
Theres alot at stake, a lot it'll take,
to gain and maintain the country's faith.
People now call me the media king
cause cameras are always pointed at me
but I wanna focus on other things,
like a remedy for the economy.
But I aint't stressed, I'll get this locked.
I'll iron it out like wrinkled socks.
I'll work it out like tension knots.
Wh..what a sec...who irons socks?
So leave me alone just like Chris Crocker,
I'm a get this poppin' like Orville Redenbacher.
but seriously I inherited it all...
so many things that are so dead wrong."
"Oh, I've got alot of things to focus on,
to try and make this country strong.
but so many things are wrong, dead wrong."
(Seth as Obama)
"I ain't never been scared.
I knew the tasks ahead were huge, but I stay calm.
although I juggle more responsibilites than Octo-Mom.
but no one knows just how things go,
you work so hard to make things flow,
but everyone's attention goes on one time you make 1 bad joke
And then their attention goes on how you grey and how it shows
on your wife's arms in sleeveless clothes...
Get over it, thats how we roll!!!
This is how I'll break it down on how people treat me now.
It's like I'm on American Idol and everyone is Simon Cowell.
I'm always judged depending how the Dow is either up or down.
But it just jumped 500 points, so tell me how you like me now?
People now call me the media king,
cause cameras are always pointed at me.
but I wanna focus on other things like a remedy for the economy.
but I ain't stressed I'll get this locked,
I'll iron it out like wrinkled socks.
I'll work it out like tension knots,
what a sec...who irons socks?
so leave me alone just like Cris Crocker,
I'm a get this poppin' like Orville Redenbacher.
but seriously I inherited it all,
so many things that are so dead wrong."
"I turn my head to the right, only a few there on my side.
I turn my head to the left, they say I'm too close to the right.
So I turn my head to the north and pray that we can all unite.
Now here's the part of ther song that gets all intense and hype.
(repeats chorus x2)
As their paradoy spoof song begins to die down, Seth-Bama adrresses the crowd.
(Seth as Obama)
"Uhh I am not actually Barack Obama. Uhh but hollar back if you hear me."
The scene cuts to black again and the crowd is roaring with laughter and applauding the awesome impersonation Seth has done, especially in a spoof of a song.
"That was hiliarious now lets see if he has as much talent in the ring as he does in entertainment."
"Yeah, last week did not turn out so well for him."
"Adrenaline" pounds the building as Seth makes his way out wearing his black tights with Youth Spirit written on the outter thighs. He charges down to the ring with both hands outstretched in order to high five as many as he can. He turns to the right and jogs around the ring slapping hands also. He stops long enough to take off his "Hey Vlad- No means no" rape refrence t-shirt and hand it to a random fan at ringside.
"Introducing first, already out here is the kid from Belmore, Ohio. Standing 6'3" and weighting 228 pounds. He is that "Youthful Spirit" Seth Hawkins."
Seth rolls into the ring and energetically bounces off of the ropes several times while his entrance music yields.
tbcb dat pirate
Inspiration for the spoof video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXW5-JaSP98&feature=channel_page
PM me and give me feedback on my entrance and everything.
"Well folks I did not win my debut match last week, but one thing is for sure. When I get down and out I never let it get to me. I always find projects to do and hey I am a young, energetic guy. So, without further adue, I give to you the project my friend and I did this past week. It was fun and hope you great fans enjoy it too."
The crowd look on with anticipation as the scene fades to black for several seconds. When it comes back on you see the Oval Office and sitting in the President's chair is Seth Hawkins dressed up as Barack Obama. He even has a little bit of darker shade of face paint on to make him look more mixed breed. He actually looks pretty close to the real thing which causes some people to laugh. He raises his right hand up and begins to speak witht he same body language that Obama uses. The opening instrumentals of T.I.'s song "Dead and Gone" starts to trickle in as Seth/Bama speaks.
(Seth as Obama)"Uh, hey lemme kick it to ya right quick. Uhh not on a Presidential tip uh but on a real tip. Have you ever felt the weight of the future of a country on your shoulders? Uhh no? Oh wait, that is a Presidential thing. Nevermind."
Scene cuts to a very pretty woman in a recording studio.
"Oh, I've got alot of things to focus on. To try and make this country strong. But so many things are wrong, dead wrong."
With the song in full force, Seth-Bama rolls with the cool spoof video.
(Seth as Obama)
"I wish I could snap my fingers and right wrongs,
but even snapping like T-Pain won't send our problems home.
I'm here to work, some people smirk
say I ain't ready... man that hurts!
Look, I didn't for so long campaign,
to play you like a game of spades.
Before I hit first 50 days, harsh critisisms all up in my face!
Get out my face! Out my face!
Rush Limbaugh swears he wanna debate,
now people wait, to see us face,
their hoping that I take the bait.
But I see clearly through his game as clear as HD camera frames.
I'm Commander in Cheif so lets be clear,
debating? Man thats so last year.
I've got real issues on my plate,
like hmm, I dunno, the country's fate!
Theres alot at stake, a lot it'll take,
to gain and maintain the country's faith.
People now call me the media king
cause cameras are always pointed at me
but I wanna focus on other things,
like a remedy for the economy.
But I aint't stressed, I'll get this locked.
I'll iron it out like wrinkled socks.
I'll work it out like tension knots.
Wh..what a sec...who irons socks?
So leave me alone just like Chris Crocker,
I'm a get this poppin' like Orville Redenbacher.
but seriously I inherited it all...
so many things that are so dead wrong."
"Oh, I've got alot of things to focus on,
to try and make this country strong.
but so many things are wrong, dead wrong."
(Seth as Obama)
"I ain't never been scared.
I knew the tasks ahead were huge, but I stay calm.
although I juggle more responsibilites than Octo-Mom.
but no one knows just how things go,
you work so hard to make things flow,
but everyone's attention goes on one time you make 1 bad joke
And then their attention goes on how you grey and how it shows
on your wife's arms in sleeveless clothes...
Get over it, thats how we roll!!!
This is how I'll break it down on how people treat me now.
It's like I'm on American Idol and everyone is Simon Cowell.
I'm always judged depending how the Dow is either up or down.
But it just jumped 500 points, so tell me how you like me now?
People now call me the media king,
cause cameras are always pointed at me.
but I wanna focus on other things like a remedy for the economy.
but I ain't stressed I'll get this locked,
I'll iron it out like wrinkled socks.
I'll work it out like tension knots,
what a sec...who irons socks?
so leave me alone just like Cris Crocker,
I'm a get this poppin' like Orville Redenbacher.
but seriously I inherited it all,
so many things that are so dead wrong."
"I turn my head to the right, only a few there on my side.
I turn my head to the left, they say I'm too close to the right.
So I turn my head to the north and pray that we can all unite.
Now here's the part of ther song that gets all intense and hype.
(repeats chorus x2)
As their paradoy spoof song begins to die down, Seth-Bama adrresses the crowd.
(Seth as Obama)
"Uhh I am not actually Barack Obama. Uhh but hollar back if you hear me."
The scene cuts to black again and the crowd is roaring with laughter and applauding the awesome impersonation Seth has done, especially in a spoof of a song.
"That was hiliarious now lets see if he has as much talent in the ring as he does in entertainment."
"Yeah, last week did not turn out so well for him."
"Adrenaline" pounds the building as Seth makes his way out wearing his black tights with Youth Spirit written on the outter thighs. He charges down to the ring with both hands outstretched in order to high five as many as he can. He turns to the right and jogs around the ring slapping hands also. He stops long enough to take off his "Hey Vlad- No means no" rape refrence t-shirt and hand it to a random fan at ringside.
"Introducing first, already out here is the kid from Belmore, Ohio. Standing 6'3" and weighting 228 pounds. He is that "Youthful Spirit" Seth Hawkins."
Seth rolls into the ring and energetically bounces off of the ropes several times while his entrance music yields.
tbcb dat pirate
Inspiration for the spoof video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXW5-JaSP98&feature=channel_page
PM me and give me feedback on my entrance and everything.