Pre Main Event

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-[Johnny Reifenheiser]-
"Ahh hell, its the damn Pre-Main Event."

-[Dave Scoggins]-
"Let's not be Captain Obvious here Johnny, thats exactly what the card says. Pre Main Event, Crash Barley vs. Sean Myers."

-[Johnny Reifenheiser]-
"Yeah, yeah I can read Dave. I'm already voting Sean on this one. Ive seen how he wrestles and I love the way he acts."

-[Dave Scoggins]-
"I'm really not fond of either wrestler here. They both act like complete morons, complete morons! But, on the other hand, they both have great skill on the mat and I respect that part of them at least."

-[Johnny Reifenheiser]-
"Maybe Crash has changed. We haven't seen him wrestle in a few months, he could be tall and less fat now."

-[Dave Scoggins]-
"That's unlikely."

Take this shit back

The lead singer screams at the top of his lungs breathing the beginning words of the song. The lights dim to it's complete blackened stage as the floating heads rise to their feet staring straight up the ramp to the curtain hanging so calm. A pile of smoke rises from both sides of the ramp. The smoke fills the air distracting the fans visitors trying to watch the return of "The Biggest Dick in Sports Entertainment"; Crash Barley. The distinct noise of the guitar fill the ears of the onlookers, as well as the harsh words. Bright lights flicker on above moving around in circling patterns blinding those who look at them.

This is dedicated to all the motherfuckers
Thats trying to stay hard
When every thing's going soft again

-[Dave Scoggins]-
"What a class act! I guarantee if his song hasn't changed, his attitude hasn't."

-[Johnny Reifenheiser]-
"Hell yeah son, thats the way I like it. Hardcore; Get the fuck back!"

The smoke begins to dim. A dark colored man can be seen standing firm in front of the curtain with his large arms crossed at his chest. His head is held high; chin up and eyes closed. Crash could smell the air that he had long waited for. The smell of blood, sweat and tears inside the squared ring. Finally, the fans could visibly see the details of Crash with the naked eye. He wore a black singlet with the words Barley printed across the chest. Crash also sported black boots that rose to the top of his ankle, and orange knee and arm pads.

If you think it's too loud
Bitch - get the fuck out
If you wanna slow down
Bitch - get the fuck out
If your ass ain't with me
Get the fuck out...

-[Belle Blair]-
"Introducing first. He stands at 5'10 and weighs in at 245 pounds. Welcome from Bronx, New York... Crash Barley."

Crash rolls his firmly tapped wrist while slowly trotting down the steel ramp. As always the fans try to reach out and slap Crash on the back. He moves on ignoring the fans. As he gets to the end of the ramp he notices a guy holding a sign reading "Crash is back! Fuck him!" Crash turns to look at him and raises an eyebrow as the guy taunts him. Crash slowly takes a few steps tor wards the guy. Suddenly Crash rips the sign right out of the mans hands, laughing at him. Crash turns back tor wards the fans pointing at the sign. At the end of it all Crash spits on the sign before ripping it into shreds and dropping the pieces to the ground.

-[Johnny Reifenheiser]-
"Now this is someone I'd have respect for. He may wrestle like a total pussy, trying to make people submit, but hell... he sure knows how to take care of things."

-[Dave Scoggins]-
"Do you really, honestly think that was the best way to handle that? You have got to be kidding me Johnny."

We raise hell bitch
We don't give a fuck
All you pussy motherfuckers shut the fuck up

I knock yo hed back
I let that shit bang
I make your heart jump
Like you was on cocaine

Crash steadily approaches the apron looking into the ring. He smirks as he smacks the canvas. Crash closes his eyes to rest of mind and recover his thoughts, eventually his eyes flare open as he rolls in the ring.

Stop actin like a bitch
Why you acting like a bitch
Let a bitch suck a dick
and get the fuck in the pit

The lights flash on. Crash looks at Bella who is holding the mic in the corner of the ring. He lifts his finger and points to her. Hastily he snatches the mic out of her hands. He gleams out into the fans standing side by side. Crash holds the mic to his chin.

-[Crash Barley]-
"Ladies and gentlemen. You have gathered here today to see the ultimate return of a god. A god of wrestler and above that, a god of the people. I control you all with every action that I do. I make you guys stare at me and think; man look at his ability. Not only his ability to amazingly be a total bad ass, but the ability to choke people out. That's what I plan on doing to this guy Sean Myers. I don't know who the fuck he is, nor do I want to know. I just know that he has a lot of guts to step in this ring with me. But it will not pay off."

Crash slings the mic to the canvas at Bella's feet. He laughs when she has to bend over and pick it up. Crash backs into the opposite corner of the camp psyching himself up. The fans boo to the top of their lungs at Crash, just waiting to do the same to Sean.

To Be Continued...

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The fans are still stunned after witnessing some of the best matches a show can bring you. Then the sound of drums are heard through out the arena soon being followed by the sound of a light guitar, as "Ememy" by Fozzy plays through out the arena. After a few second a man wearing a wrestling suit, all black with a blue stripe down the side. He is seen smilelying from ear to ear, with his hands on his hips. He then removes them and continues on his way down the ramp

:: Bella Blair ::
Making his way to the ring standing in at six feet five inches, he is the ALL AMERICAN SINNER, SEEAAAN MYYYEEEEEERS!


Some fans extend their hand trying to touch the new, young superstar be he just smile and moves on past them with a huge smile on his face. The fans he walk past boo him, and just wave him off. He stops a few time to say stuff to the fans he see have some oddity to them rather it be looks, or their weight then he keeps on moving. He stops one more time right at the end of the ramp before he runs and slides into the ring. Once in he pushes himself right up, and spreads his arms show in an arrogant manner.

After going to each corner and spreading his arms, pissing off each section of fans with his arroagance, he returns to the center of the ring. He then does some small work outs with his hands before stepping face to face with his opponet, and awaits the sound of the bell.

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-[Johnny Reifenheiser]-
"Let's get this god forsaken match started and let's get it over with quick. If there isn't any bloodshed, the match sucks."

-[Dave Scoggins]-
"That's where I disagree with you Johnny. Anyone can beat around on their opponent with a chair."

-[Johnny Reifenheiser]-
"I'd like to see you tell that to some of the LDWA and EVPW wrestlers backstage!"

Ding

The sold out crowd falls in their chairs waiting to see this ultimate Pre Main Event. Crash and Sean stagger brutelike to the center of the ring, Sean looking down. Nose to nose their egos fly and on comes the words. The two forces, one tall and one short, take a few steps back finishing their harsh sentences. Their eyes gaze into the other's pupil trying to intimidate and get the best of his or her opponent. Suddenly, Crash reaches out with both arms shoving Sean. Crash laughs, raising his arms in the air taunting the crowd. He looks at Sean with an interesting look, waiting for a response. The short figure leans in with his body holding his hand behind his ear being the complete smart ass he normally is. Finally Sean retaliates. The action technically begins when Sean swings his arm pounded a huge fist in the hard stomach of Crash. Crash stumbles back as the blow was unexpected. Sean not giving up throws another fist but this time in the temple. This hard hook sends Crash back a few more feet almost stumbling into the ringpost. Again and again a few more shots are laid, as if Crash is still trying to get the hand of things. He ends up pileing into the ringpost dazzed a bit looking at the tall and erect Sean with the smirk on his face. Crash takes a few steps forward removing his back from the corner of the ring. He shakes his head trying to remove the inplanted bugs, as Sean charges at him fast. The heavy man shakes the ring as he runs; his boots causing a loud ruckus. Sean then extendes his arm outwards attempting to connect with Crash on the underjaw. To his advantage, Crash uses his shortness to duck under the massive arm of Sean with ease. The momentum of Sean's statue sends him chest first into the ringpost. Without any time to recover Crash slys in behind Sean wrapping both hands around his waste. Belly to back he lifts with his legs and tucks with his hands. As Sean tries to break the firm grip of Crash, he suddenly realizes that he is in some trouble. The legs of Crash "get over the hump" and finish the job as Sean slams backfirst into the mat. Crash roles up, shrugging his traps trying to shake off some of the effects he got from his own performed move. Sean rises to his knees while Crash dances around the ring plotting his next move.

-[Dave Scoggins]-
"Now see that's some old school wrestling. Using your what seems to be weaknesses and turning them into strengths to make a move on your opponent. And on with the finish... the Belly to Back Suplex."

-[Johnny Reifenheiser]-
"That's definitely old school. Something I never ever want to be."

The match begins to speed up as Sean makes his way to his base locking up in a collar tie with Crash. The men fight for position using leverage of the other man to get their bodies in the position they need to be in. Abruptly without notice, Crash performs a Competitive Wrestling style shot by dropping to his knee and swinging around the back of Sean. Crash again wraps his arms around the waste of Sean wanting to pull off the same move as before. To stop from be slammed to the mat again, Sean walks backwards using his strong legs to move Crash along with him. Both men, two hundred pound plus each fall back into the ropes of the ring. They spring up like a kid on a trampoline, going in the same direction. Sean ahead of Crash reaches the opposite ropes. Instead off bouncing off them and possibly running right back into Crash, he slides to his bottom pulling down on the top rope. Crash at full speed has nothing to help break his sprint and flies over the ropes that are being tugged on. Managing to land on his feet, Crash quickly jumps back upon the apron facing Sean. Back and fourth the men exchange their brawling blows trying to knock the wits out of his opponent. Sean knows that he shouldn't bring a knife to a gun fight and that Crash would win this exchanging battle. As a result he steps back quickly as Crash throws another hook. Without a surface for his fist to land his arm swings on through knocking him a bit off balance. This is when Sean makes his counter. The heavyweight jumps with everything he has in him, falling back in the process. As his knees tuck under his body he tenses up for the fall. Just before reaching the height of his jump, Sean extends his legs busting Crash in the chest. Sean falls to his stomach before rolling back up and Crash helplessly limbers up and tumbles face first onto the floor.

-[Johnny Reifenheiser]-
"Is he bleeding? Aww, come on!"

-[Dave Scoggins]-
"Reguardless if he is bleeding or not, I know he is feeling some pain from that."

After a few seconds pass Crash starts to come back to life. Sean waits in the ring, trying to regain some energy to take control of Crash and beat him down. Eventually, Crash makes it to his feet stomping his way back to the apron. Sean waits a few seconds while Crash roles in the ring before raging his way back toward him. Sean grabs Crash violently by the arm tugging on him and dragging him to the center of the ring. He hangs his head and puckers his lip making fun of Crash who is completely out of it. Sean lifts his leg and stomps his foot in Crash's back more than once. Crash just lays their, mouth open, flat on the canvas. Sean reaches down and lifts on Crash trying to raise him to his feet. It's dead weight, but Sean manages. He bullies Crash, throwing him around like a rag doll to the nearest ring post. Sean props Crash up just like a little plastic toy. With no response Crash's eyes role back and fourth as his head hangs. Sean smacks him. The round head falls again. Seans smacks him again. This time the neck muscles hold the head high and it wakes Crash. His eyes open wide, as he snarls at Sean who is looking at him weird like. Sean reaches out and grabs Crash hand. Sean uses his legs for a base, to pull the arm of Crash and whip him across the ring. Crash sprints out of control. Not being able to gain balance in running he bounces straight off the ropes chest first. Sean runs up behind Crash ducking under his left arm. Seans wraps his arms around Crash but remains off to the side. Without any defense against him, Sean falls back slamming Crash to his back. Sean roles up and on top of Crash, he waits for the ref to being the count.

-[Dave Scoggins]-
"The All American Slam! Ohh what a move. Will it do it?"

To Be Continued...

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Crash screams in pain as soon as his back is driven into the hard texture of that mat. Myers closes his eyes tightly as he took some damage from that as well. Them ref notices that both men are down, and steps in to do his job. He raises his hands in the air, and screams "ONE!" He lowers his hands and steps back, looking to see if anybody is making any sudden movements. Myers seems to be rolling over to wards were Crash is laid out. Just before the ref is about to raise his hands for the two count, Sean manages to roll over and place his arm across the buff chest of Crash Barley. The ref quickly falls to the mat, and lift his hand high in the air before slamming it to the mat and the fans scream "ONE!" And as soon as he does so he brings his hand off the mat high above his head for the second time for the two count. The fans look on wondering if if Sean Myers has what it takes to pull of a victory against the LDWA rookie, and redeem himself after his lose to Magnus at the PPV. The ref now has his hand in the air and on its way down, but just a split second before the ref is able to score this match a victory for Myers, Crash thrust his arm up so that his shoulder comes off the mat stopping the three count and saving himself from defeat. Just the look on Myers' face is enough to tell how utterly disappointed he is that his finishing move didn't come through for him. The All-American Sinner, pushes himself up to his knees and places his hands on his hips as he looks at Barley who is still showing little signs of life. He then grabs the back of Barley's bold shiny head, and with his free hand begins to deliver sickening blows to the forehead of his floored opponent. After giving a half dozen punches Sean Myers slams Barley head to the ground, and attempts another pin, and yells at the ref to count. The ref does as directed but again Crash kicks out at a two count.

Out of aggravation Sean returns to a vertical basis and storms to the first corner he can find. Once there he viciously tares apart the padding of the top rope. Once he has it untied he throws it over the rope and out to the arena floor. He then turns around and marches to his floored opponent. He is now destined to win, and not suffer from the same fate as Sunday at the PPV. Once Myers is close enough to his opponent he pulls his leg up and pushes it down with great force on the Crash Barley's broad shoulder. Barley reacts by grabbing his shoulder and rolling on his stomach preventing Sean from hitting the same spot. Smart move by Barley. Instead of continuing with the assault, Myers leans over and grips the head of his opponent, helping him to his feet, who only comes up to Sean's chest. Myers reaches for the hand of Barley and once he as a grip on it he Irish whips him to the rope. He turns around so that he can see Barley as he makes his return. Amazingly on his way back Barley tenses up his shoulder and rams it into Myers knocking him down. Myers who is now embarrassed of being taken to the ground by the short man, quickly returns to a vertical basis, and sprints toward Barley seeking revenge. Sean then extends his arm and lowers it to where the neck of Crashes is, but Barley ducks the blow and turns around before Myers gets the chance to. Barley then rams Myers and pushes him into the corner. Myers is now fixed in the corner but is facing outside the ring, rather then in. To make sure Myers stays put Crash pulls his arm back and smashes Sean's mid back area with his forearm.

Barley now turns his attention away from Sean and walks to the corner opposite from his opponent. Once standing in the corner Crash holds on each side of the ropes and pushes them down as he wipes his foot off on the mat. He then releases his grip from the rope, and starts on his way to Myers at a high speed. He then just completely rams his body into Myers' and quickly back away keeping a close eye on his dazed opponent. The force from the crash between the two competitors causes Myers to get pushed out of the corner, not having the energy to hold himself up he begins to fall back wards, luckily Crash is there to catch his fall. But not in the way Myers would have hoped for. At the right moment Crash wraps his arm around the neck of Myers and then grabs his elbow which he rest on Sean's shoulder and places that hand on the back of Myers head and begins to apply much force. But his submission hold doesn't end there he then jumps up and wraps his legs around The All-American Sinners body, this cause Myers to fall back on Crash but, it doesn't really effect Crash as he still continues on with his X-Mission for the first time in LDWA.


~{Johnny Reifenheiser}~
Oh my good lord. Its in, its in, its in. I can't believe I am seeing this for the first time in LDWA history. That is the same move that put out superstars over in EVPW, can Sean be the next, and first victim? I am starting to think so.

~{Dave Scoggins}~
Who know? But I must agree the X-Mission is a dangerous move, and I am so glad I have never come close to feeling any pain close to what that must feel like. I hope the ref steps in, Myers could really get hurt, or even pass out right on the spot.

As of now all Myers is capable of doing is kicking his feet, not much of a help but some kind of a mental thing wrestlers do in hopes that the pain will leave the body that way. He also sways his elbows and tries to hit the side of Crash, and this is where Myers' size advantage works against him, being much taller cause his elbows to hit the ring stopping his elbows before they can hit Crash. Myers then reaches for the ropes but come up just a tad bit short on that. He then figures out plan. He starts to sway his body try to turn himself on his stomach, he waste no time on doing it and on his second try he rolls on his stomach getting himself that much closer to the rope, he now extends he arm and reaches for the rope, he grabs the bottom one and starts to shake it trying desperately to make Crash notice he grabbed it. Crash is very well aware of the situation but refuses to loosen his grip. The ref is finally forced to step in and break up the hold. Crash finally lets go, and quickly makes it to his feet. He doesn't leave Myers any time as he begins to grip the top rope and repeatably stomp on the back of Myers. To avoid lots of damage Myers does what would be considered the smart thing in this situation and rolls himself out of the ring to the cold arena floor. Crash take that as almost a complement that somebody had to escape from him. He then pounds his chest with his fist and raises it in the air, which cause the fans to boo him.

Myers slowly make it to his feet thanks to the ring, which he uses to guild him up. Myers raises his hand to his head and shakes it trying to get back in the right state of mind, and get some blood flowing back there after that tight submission hold. After feeling the effects of that hold Myers decide he wants nothing more to do with Barley and waves him off. Myers now walks around the ring to the ramp, before he turns from the ring, and embarks on his journey backstage. Even though nobody likes him they begins to boo as they feel they are being cheated out a a great Pre-Main Event. He just waves them off as he continues to hold his head and continue up the ramp. With out Myers knowing Crash finds himself out of the ring now also. Before Myers can get any further Crash jets up the ramp after him and at the right timing he bends his arm and smacks Myers in the back of the head with the point of his elbow. Myers is sent tumbling forward to the hard steel of the ramps. He hold his head in pure pain as he rolls a little down the ramp, but Crash has no remorse and doesn't give him a break as he bends over and grabs a fist full of his hair, quickly bringing him to his feet. Once he has him up, Crash thrust his black boot up wards into the groin of Myers causing him to hunch over. Crash then grabs his straps and pull him closer to him. He begins to tuck Sean's head under his armpit, and once he has him just right, he grabs a bunch of fabric from the singlet Myers is wearing and hoists him upside down in a suplex position. He waits a few seconds keeping Myers upside down allowing all the blood to rush to his Casper like face. Once he feels the time is right Crash falls back smashing Myers' back hard into the unforgiving steel ramp. They simultaneously scream, as Crash took a fair share of pain from that move. Now the ref sees that the superstars might not make it back and beings on his ten count.

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