A bit injured,a bit drunk, but still is back

[pirates123]

After the commercial break, the titan-tron shows a video, which was filmed an hour ago in LDWA bar. The video starts with a man turned back to camera, he is drunk and is talking with the bartender. The camera comes closer and closer until the man turns around. It shows Disco Pirate, half of the fans at the arena cheers, and other half stays quiet. Disco Pirate strangely looks at camera man:

#%~D.Pirate~%#

Ohhh... Hello there...*quilps* My name is Capi...Capit *quilps*...Captain Disco Pirate!

Disco Pirate looks at the camera with his big eyes, and points finger at it, making crowd cheer again. Pirate smiles a bit and tries to continue the speech.

#%~D.Pirate~%#

Are you a LDWA camera guy?

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/*/Camera Man/*/

Yes, my name is Thomas...

#%~D.Pirate~%#

It's a pleasure to meet you Tom, truly. But, i don't think those people want to heard our dialog, eh?*gulps* People, its been a month already when i lost to my former friend, what was he's name?.. Oh, i remember - John Cus...*quilps*John Cis... John Castle! Yes, but i am not going to speak about the cheat win of his own. I am going to tell why i had absence after that... *gulps* Many people says what John had injured me, but that is not true... I had a car accident and both my legs were broken..*quilps* So because of it i couldn't get myself to LDWA... But other problem is what my doctor told what I have 2 more weeks to be at my home *crowd boos* But i will appear in these two weeks, and it could be really big sporadic appearance!*gulps* And now i need to go...

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Disco Pirate slowly stands off the chair and starts going to the exit,

#%~D.Pirate~%#

As in exit...As in Leave... As in... NOW!

Disco Pirate runs out off the bar leaving camera man alone with the bartender...

EOT

[blackdragondraven]

lol I loved it a drunk promo nicely done doing it with your char being drunk gives a great excuse for gramer errors. Like I said thoe I loved it karma

[pirates123]

Thanks Draven, I appreciate it.

[Desperado/Y2000j]

Im really liking this character of yours.
Especially that finishing catchphrase you use. Its soooo, ... simple. Yet effective.

Karma, when I get the chance again. So I owe you one.

[pirates123]

Thanks Desperado, i am very happy to hear it from you as I am a bit little fan of you