Post by thepurest on Jun 3, 2009 16:01:24 GMT -5
((LDWA.com exclusive webcast, posted on June 8th 2009, titled simply "The Inside Job"))
Fading in from black after the attached advertisement we see an unknown young interviewer dressed in a smart suit holding a microphone to his mouth waiting to speak, panning back the camera reveals Samuel Octavia Blade standing next to him in his ring attire. The young man starts:
-:Interviewer:-
Welcome to LDWA.com your source for all things related to Lions Den Wrestling Association and sometimes beyond, joining me today is the returning Sam Blade. After a near two month absence he has returned with an explosion of action with his match against AJ Scally and a controversial scene in the ring where he and one half of our General Manager team, James O Connell, agreed on the problems of LDWA and formed an alliance with one goal--"saving" the lions den! Sam, I guess the thing most of the people out there are wondering is where you have been.
-:Sam Blade:-
Nevermind that, my absence is unimportant, the true issue here is the lack of talent and commitment here at LDWA so why don't you ask me about that kid!? You know what, just give me that mic!
Samuel pulls the microphone out of the hand of the young man, forcing himself into centre screen and speaking again.
-:Sam Blade:-
Every wrestler on our roster better listen up because I know you're all watching out there, James and I talked earlier in the week and he assured me he would have no quivvel with letting any one of you nobodies go if you are to step out of line again. No showing? Why the fuck do you bother signing on the dotted line if you don't intend on fulfilling your contractual duties? Now that we have taken control, despite what Remington or Nathaniel may say, we will no longer be accepting this lack of commitment and will release you in the blink of an eye if we even suspect your motives are for anything other than the success of LDWA! First Desperado called in a favour from his...Good friend Mr.Ace to get Kahlan from our show to theirs and as I've said, I couldn't care less because if she willingly leaves for another company then good riddance. Then this week we have Ryan Hughes feign injury and refuse to compete in his match only to be "drafted" aswell, funny that this draft coincides with him going into a program with MD, I'm sorry I mean Vortigern and has nothing to do with talent. I'm not gonna bullshit you, I'll give you it straight, Vortigern was supposed to be coming to us and working their angle on our show with Batman but the completely unbias Vlad decided he'd rather that happened on his show and refused to allow Dragon to appear on our show. Batman wants to leave, thats his decision, he can leave and go there to work with the other fuckwits on Eagle Vision Pro.
Stopping for a second to get his Breath Samuel runs one hand through his hair then continues.
-:Sam Blade:-
We have also been hearing whispers that our champion, or champions, Magnus Gunner is planning a move to EVPW. I have said it before and will say it again that he only holds those titles because I was out of action during that time, otherwise the gold would be round my waist. Now that I have the ear of the better of the two GM's then I'll finally get my shot at whats rightfully mine, we can't physically take that title from you but lets just say that after the next few weeks you will be begging us to take the title and leave you be, we might just do that you never know. You better be watching your back because when you're least expecting it this S.O.B will be ready to move in for the kill!
SOB drops the microphone and walks off screen, the camera focuses on the host for a second before fading to black once again.
EoT((Comments Welcome))
((Completely "in character"))
Fading in from black after the attached advertisement we see an unknown young interviewer dressed in a smart suit holding a microphone to his mouth waiting to speak, panning back the camera reveals Samuel Octavia Blade standing next to him in his ring attire. The young man starts:
-:Interviewer:-
Welcome to LDWA.com your source for all things related to Lions Den Wrestling Association and sometimes beyond, joining me today is the returning Sam Blade. After a near two month absence he has returned with an explosion of action with his match against AJ Scally and a controversial scene in the ring where he and one half of our General Manager team, James O Connell, agreed on the problems of LDWA and formed an alliance with one goal--"saving" the lions den! Sam, I guess the thing most of the people out there are wondering is where you have been.
-:Sam Blade:-
Nevermind that, my absence is unimportant, the true issue here is the lack of talent and commitment here at LDWA so why don't you ask me about that kid!? You know what, just give me that mic!
Samuel pulls the microphone out of the hand of the young man, forcing himself into centre screen and speaking again.
-:Sam Blade:-
Every wrestler on our roster better listen up because I know you're all watching out there, James and I talked earlier in the week and he assured me he would have no quivvel with letting any one of you nobodies go if you are to step out of line again. No showing? Why the fuck do you bother signing on the dotted line if you don't intend on fulfilling your contractual duties? Now that we have taken control, despite what Remington or Nathaniel may say, we will no longer be accepting this lack of commitment and will release you in the blink of an eye if we even suspect your motives are for anything other than the success of LDWA! First Desperado called in a favour from his...Good friend Mr.Ace to get Kahlan from our show to theirs and as I've said, I couldn't care less because if she willingly leaves for another company then good riddance. Then this week we have Ryan Hughes feign injury and refuse to compete in his match only to be "drafted" aswell, funny that this draft coincides with him going into a program with MD, I'm sorry I mean Vortigern and has nothing to do with talent. I'm not gonna bullshit you, I'll give you it straight, Vortigern was supposed to be coming to us and working their angle on our show with Batman but the completely unbias Vlad decided he'd rather that happened on his show and refused to allow Dragon to appear on our show. Batman wants to leave, thats his decision, he can leave and go there to work with the other fuckwits on Eagle Vision Pro.
Stopping for a second to get his Breath Samuel runs one hand through his hair then continues.
-:Sam Blade:-
We have also been hearing whispers that our champion, or champions, Magnus Gunner is planning a move to EVPW. I have said it before and will say it again that he only holds those titles because I was out of action during that time, otherwise the gold would be round my waist. Now that I have the ear of the better of the two GM's then I'll finally get my shot at whats rightfully mine, we can't physically take that title from you but lets just say that after the next few weeks you will be begging us to take the title and leave you be, we might just do that you never know. You better be watching your back because when you're least expecting it this S.O.B will be ready to move in for the kill!
SOB drops the microphone and walks off screen, the camera focuses on the host for a second before fading to black once again.
EoT((Comments Welcome))
((Completely "in character"))