Post by hancocker on Apr 14, 2009 21:45:50 GMT -5
The Pro is walking around backstage heading to the cafe since he's hungry as hell, after having not eaten all day. As he rounds the corner and the cafe and its sweet, delicious food is in his sights, he hears his voice being called for and turns around.
What he turns around to see is some goofy looking guy being followed around by a huge production camera, he assumes for a local news station. As the man gets closer he realizes he was correct by the t-shirt proclaiming Channel Four Action news.
Reporter:~
Proeliator, if that is your real name, I'd like to have a word with you.
Pro:~
And who might you be?
Reporter:~
Brian Fantana, Channel 4 Action News.
Pro:~
Alright, be quick, I'm hungry and I want some fucking nachos.
Brian:~
So, Mr. Pro, coming off of your successful debut, you then teamed with Metal Dragon to defeat seasoned veterans Hell's Knights in a tag team contest. Looking at your successful beginning, what do you think your future here holds?
Looking in wonderment at the fact that a member of mainstream news asked a legitimate wrestling question, Pro is much more responsive.
Pro:~
Well Brian, the fact is, I don't know what the future holds for me, as anything can happen. My goal is to continue on my current path of victory and eventually be the champion here in Lion's Den Wrestling.
Brian:~
And what about your opponent tonight, Magnus Gunner, whom you faced in your debut? What of your match tonight?
Pro:~
I think our first match together brought a sense of mutual respect, he's a phenomenal athlete, but he's an obstacle that I'm going to overcome. I am the Pro, the master of the Armbar, the beholder of the Flying Gogoplata. I am the Warrior of the night, and if that's not enough to take down this Loaded Pistol, then he has earned his victory. Until that day comes, I am still undefeated. Regardless of who I face, they're all obstacles to my goal, that championship. No matter how much pain and suffering I have to endure and deliver, I will get there. It is my destiny.
Brian:~
Some strong words from the Proeliator. Thanks for the interview, enjoy your match.
Pro:~
Anytime Brian, just remember, you show me respect, I'll return the favor.
Both men walk off in opposite directions as the Pro heads off to get his nachos and Brian heads off to do whatever it is that Brian does.
What he turns around to see is some goofy looking guy being followed around by a huge production camera, he assumes for a local news station. As the man gets closer he realizes he was correct by the t-shirt proclaiming Channel Four Action news.
Reporter:~
Proeliator, if that is your real name, I'd like to have a word with you.
Pro:~
And who might you be?
Reporter:~
Brian Fantana, Channel 4 Action News.
Pro:~
Alright, be quick, I'm hungry and I want some fucking nachos.
Brian:~
So, Mr. Pro, coming off of your successful debut, you then teamed with Metal Dragon to defeat seasoned veterans Hell's Knights in a tag team contest. Looking at your successful beginning, what do you think your future here holds?
Looking in wonderment at the fact that a member of mainstream news asked a legitimate wrestling question, Pro is much more responsive.
Pro:~
Well Brian, the fact is, I don't know what the future holds for me, as anything can happen. My goal is to continue on my current path of victory and eventually be the champion here in Lion's Den Wrestling.
Brian:~
And what about your opponent tonight, Magnus Gunner, whom you faced in your debut? What of your match tonight?
Pro:~
I think our first match together brought a sense of mutual respect, he's a phenomenal athlete, but he's an obstacle that I'm going to overcome. I am the Pro, the master of the Armbar, the beholder of the Flying Gogoplata. I am the Warrior of the night, and if that's not enough to take down this Loaded Pistol, then he has earned his victory. Until that day comes, I am still undefeated. Regardless of who I face, they're all obstacles to my goal, that championship. No matter how much pain and suffering I have to endure and deliver, I will get there. It is my destiny.
Brian:~
Some strong words from the Proeliator. Thanks for the interview, enjoy your match.
Pro:~
Anytime Brian, just remember, you show me respect, I'll return the favor.
Both men walk off in opposite directions as the Pro heads off to get his nachos and Brian heads off to do whatever it is that Brian does.
EORP: As always, comments welcome