Post by kelvinkage on Mar 30, 2009 15:12:21 GMT -5
IS THE GUN SHOOTING BLANKS?
The feed opens up after Monday Night Decimation returns following a brief commercial break hyping EVPW’s next PPV, Creation’s Uprising. Backstage we see a stunning Belle Blair who is draped in a long black, sleeveless gown. She stands tall in her heels beside LDWA’s resident egotist, Magnus Gunner, who is confined in stone washed jeans, black sneaks and a T-shirt. As usual, the Rock Messiah’s eyes are hidden by his obnoxious, star shaped shades. As Belle hoists the microphone to her heavily glossed lips, Magnus Gunner takes a deep breath, preparing himself for his first interview, as he stares straight into the camera, peering at the spectators who ready themselves for what could only be a wave of arrogance.
-:[Belle]:-“ Ladies and Gentlemen, this is yours truly, Belle Blair, alongside Magnus Gunner, “The Rock Messiah”. Magnus first of all I want to start off by saying that your loss last week was a though one. It looked as if you might have had the matched wrapped up then you allowed Proeliator to prance in and take the victory. As you know, LDWA is a pig pool fool of big fish, and after your rather less than convincing performance, do you still believe you are the next World Champ?”
Magnus Gunner delays his response to the question posed by a bewildered Belle Blair. She throws her hands on her hips and slightly tilts the microphone in Gunner’s direction but he continues to show her disrespect. In fact, instead of enlighten the arena with his plans and current feelings, Magnus Gunner begins running through his hair with a small comb, prettying himself up if you will and demonstrating absolutely no intimations of ever answering the question. Belle is obviously infuriated, but for the sake of the young viewers in attendance she doesn’t fire on Magnus Gunner with a barrage of derogatory names and harsh language. Belle Blair lifts the microphone back up to her luscious, seductive lips before reiterating the question to the cocky native born and raised in the “Motor City.”
-:[Belle}:- “Magnus, the wrestling world is curious about if you still consider yourself a top contender for the…”
Before Belle can finish her comment, she is cut off abruptly by the snatching of the mic by Magnus Gunner, who nearly pulls her out her heels with the swift turn events and force of the pull.
-:[Magnus Gunner:]- “Belle, don’t lead us to believe that your beauty is negated by your lack of intelligence. Why the hell would I be concerned about my standing here in LDWA. So what, Proelagater got a roll up or whatever, it happens. Flukes happen, and last week, we saw the definition of it. There’s no way in hell the Proeliator will ever get an opportunity at the Lion’s Pride Championship, because if he did, it would be highly irrational. Moreover, it would be further proof that LDWA is a federation full of novices and incompetent fools who can’t sell a stock and couldn’t run a their business out of a paper bag. ”
-:[Belle]:- “But you claimed you were the best superstar in the building, and The Proeliator clearly proved that you are not!”
Magnus Gunner stumbles a bit after the comment, obviously startled and unhappy about the true, factual statement made by LDWA’s hottest chick. Magnus Gunner then advances forward and begins rubbing his stubble before snatching his glasses off his face. Gunner tucks his shades in his pants pocket before addressing the world once again, in his usual cocky tone.
-[:Magnus Gunner:]- “Rome wasn’t built in a day, it was built in a couple of fucking years! That’s certainly not going to be the time limit that I spend in here, nor will it be the time span it will be for me to reach my destiny. Losing happens to the best of them, it’s normal. Everyone loses once in a while, the thing is, now that I’ve already lost, I won’t have to worry about staying undefeated.
I’ve taken care of that problem, and now, I will be unstoppable. The force I’ve promised LDWA and the entire wrestling world that I am destined to become. There is no doubt in my mind that I will live up to my expectations, my aspirations, my dream. With this one loss Belle, I have become a winner, and winning is the only thing left for me to accomplish. ”
-:[Belle]-: “Honestly, your legacy will forever be tarnished by your defeat at the hands of the Proeliator. You claim thanks to that minor setback, you will become a force to be reckoned with but, you can’t honestly believe that is true. And you can be easily refuted. Everyone does not lose because Vladimir T. Strife remains undefeated in singles competition. His streak has reached over 50, and yours hasn't even begun. What do you have to say about that?”
The camera zooms in on the eyes of Magnus Gunner which become engulfed in a burning flame. The steam sputters out of Gunner’s ears and nose, and his teeth begin gritting. Gunner suddenly drags his glasses out of his pocket before lifting him up to Belle Blair and crushing them with his bare hands right before her very eyes. Gunner then inhales before taking exhaling. He unclenches his fist, causing the shattered glass to crash to the floor below. Magnus Gunner, a furious “Loaded Pistol” then replies to Blair’s recent comment.
-:[Magnus Gunner]:- “Vladimir T. Strife is not a human, he’s a fucking machine, hell he’s a disease without a cure. This, venereal disease, this abomination is incapable of losing because if he were to lose, EVPW would never be the same, fuck, wrestling would never be the same. He is placed on his throne, his pedestal and portrayed as a GOD. He’s been successful because even though he disrespects the audience these, mindless ingrates take pride him. They are humble because they produced something that they could look up to. Vladimir Strife is hero to the common folk, a Lord to people consumed by mediocrity.
But then again, all machines fall off the top. Vladimir T. Strife gears will finally rust, and he will finally have his cataclysmic meltdown. And when the King does, his loyal subjects will stab him in the back, repeatedly, burying the knife in his spine like those to Julius Ceaser.
But by then, Magnus Gunner would have been the new phenomenon. By then , Vladimir Strife would have a folktale hero written in novels by award winning authors and read to children, the inhabitants of communist cities and towns in ruins.
With the first loss of Vladimir Strife, the end of his legacy will follow. His career will be interred, along with his pride, ego and the hope of all the pathetic souls that listen to me now.
But unlike Vladimir Tepes Strife, the first loss of Magnus Gunner, only marks the beginning of a hostile takeover and the commencing of doom for any and all opposition.
Proeliator, you were the less than righteous man that brought about this plague on wrestling, but unlike the 66 seals, there is no stopping the rise of “THE ROCK MESSIAH.”
The feed comes to an end with Magnus Gunner standing triumphant, and confident beside Belle Blair, who is still a bit skeptical.
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