Post by kelvinkage on Apr 4, 2009 16:51:17 GMT -5
-JOE-
'I Am Not Focused.
I Am The Definition of It!
I Show No Mercy.
For Mercy Is For The Weak.
For Every Pain I Dish Out.
There Is An Equal To Greater Suffering.
For I Am Not Man.
BUT MACHINE'
Samoa Joe's voice echoes through-out the arena as the lights begin to dim.
There's Something You Should Know
....
Your Gonna Die Here Tonight!
'Downfall' by Trust Company hits the P.A. System.
::{Linda}::
"Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is a ladder match where the only way to win is to gain the contract above by climbing a 12 foot ladder. Introducing first, he hails from the Isle of Samoa, weighing in tonight at 285 pounds he is the New Age Champion of the World.... The Samoan Submission Machine... SAMOA JOE!!!"
Fear in me so deep it gets the best of me,
In the fear I fall, here it comes face to face with me,
Here I stand hold back so no one can see,
I feel these wounds, step down, step down,
step down.
::{-Hank-}::
"Ladies and Gentlemen this is a non-title match but with high stakes on the line. In this ladder match, Kahlan, a skinny, simple minded little girl will be going toe-to-toe with Samoa Joe with an opportunity at getting a chance to become the first female New Age Champion ever."
::{-Malibu-}::
"Yes sir! This is one small step for man, one giant step for womanhood. If Kahlan can pull an upset tonight, she can do it next week! The female fans in the arena have been awaiting an opportunity to see this for ages and tonight, the first piece of the puzzle could be placed. "
Samoa Joe breaks through the curtains and walks through his trademark green smoke and into the center of the stage platform. He stands and smiles a cocky, smug, yet sadistic grin before removing his New Age Championship from his shoulder and brandishing it high into the air. The gold from the centerpiece of the championship glitters in the darkness but the beautiful sight doesn't get the crowd going as they welcome the returning champion with a wave of boos and jeers.
The Samoan Submission Machine's armor though, is un-dented and unfazed by the arena fulls of haters as he soaks in the moment. The Samoan Submission Machine drops his championship back onto his shoulder before adjusting his wrestling tight shorts. Joe then takes the back of his hand and wipes his nose with it and after his wrist, which was covering his mouth, is moved, so is Joe's smirk, which seemingly seems to have vanished. The sadistic grin is replaced with a serious, stern look.
From there, the New Age Champ begins strolling down the ramp to the ring.
(am I) Breaking Down
Can I break away
Push me away, make me fall,
Just to see, another side of me,
Push me away, you can see,
what I see, the other side of me.
He reaches the steel steps before slowly climbing them one by one, in a rhythmical fashion. His ascension comes to a cease when he reaches the very top. The 280+ pound champ removes his prestigious championship from his shoulder before walking along the ring apron. When he reaches the middle of the apron, Joe enters the ring through the middle and top rope.
Fall back on me, and I'll be the strength I need,
to save me now, just come face to face with me,
stay in place you'll be the first to see, me heal these wounds,
step down, step down, step down, down
I'm not breaking, down
can I break away
push me away, make me fall,
just to see another side of me,
push me away you can see,
what I see, the other side of me
Go!
Joe removes his towel and places it in a nearby corner before approaching the center of the ring. The champ takes his championship from off his shoulder once again before bringing it to his lips and kissing it, like a mother who kisses her newborn child. The champion then folds the straps of the belt behind it before handing it to the referee. Joe gives the referee a cold look as if he is trying to communicate a command of "You'd Better Take Good Care of It." As his music pans out, the champ fiddles with his wrist wraps, making sure they are tight.
::{-Malibu-}::
"The champ is like getting ready to go to war with Kahlan, a woman who's been on the wild side. She's beaten Luciano and others since her arrival and I wouldn't be shocked if she beats Joe. We haven't seen him in ages and his ring rust could be the difference."
::{-Hank-}::
"I doubt that highly. In his down time the champ was probably practicing. And mark my words, Samoa Joe is no Anthony Luciano, he'll break Kahlan in half and laugh over the top of his lungs as she squirms like a worm."
::{-Malibu-}::
"So we know where your money is heading."
::{-Hank-}::
"I'm a smart bettah!"
Fall, can I break away
push me away, make me fall,
just to see another side of me,
push me away you can see,
what I see, the other side of me
No one can see anything on the other side of me
I walk, I crawl, loosing everything and waiting for the downfall
No one can see everything on the other side of me
I walk, I crawl loosing everything on the downfall.
Downfall, Fall.
TBC to Kahlan
-KAHLAN-
The broadcast of the ring stops for the moment and the scene starts at backstage corridors where KaHLaN is walking towards the entry way into the ring. As the live broadcast starts to flow the fans in the arena cheer their lungs out. Along the way some other TNT wrestlers who are hanging around also come into view some nodding to the girl some just ignoring her. Suddenly at one intersection Johnny Abyss bumps into KaHLaN and instantly high fives with his tag partner. At seeing the Heartbreakers together the fans for the second time start a wave of frenzy. Nodding to him KaHLaN walks past her tag partner towards her destination and from behind her Johnny says “Good luck KaHLaN…make us all proud eh!”
That fades away and Winter Fury’s theme song starts to play, the song goes down on volume for a second and the words from Trickshot one of the co-owners of GHW is heard accompanied by him standing in the middle of a TNT ring in his expensive $2000 dollars suit, “this Sunday at Winter Fury, I present you Divas rumble match starting the road to Diva’s Destiny title!”. The music volume goes up to its max and all the “Divas” who will be competing in the rumble mach are shown one after the other with heartbeat fast shots. Examples include Kandy Kaylee and of coarse KaHLaN. On one instant KaHLaN comes off the top of a ladder landing stomach first on her opponent after back flipping twice in air, hitting her ultimate finisher, the SUPERNOVA. After that Diva’s rumble match special poster with GHW logo comes on and the motion stops followed with a voice announcing: “Diva’s Destiny return to GHW at Winter Fury!”
The promo ends and the camera come back into the arena from above.
I think you know me
On the arena screen KaHLaN’s logo flashes up, the screen background is black and on it there is a white skull which on its forehead there is the female sign. That fades to the text, “LaDDeR QUEEN”. The lights dim to near darkness and then they turn pink to silver then dim again continuously. Simultaneously with the logo and text, “watch me shine” by Joanna Pacitti hits the PA, and with it walks into the scene, the one person everyone been waiting for, KaHLaN! She wears black from head to toe. Her black T-shirt, which on its front has her logo on and at the back the words “LaDDeR QUEEN”, both text and image in a contrasting white to the background. Also she has simple black pants and black leather, ankle high boots. Her raven black, jaw long hair fall around her head covering her ears and her fringes barely reach until the middle of her green eyes. With her appearance the arena’s roof goes off!
Malibu: Here she is! Nobody makes these fans react as loudly as she does it tonight! I’ve never seen anything like this before. This is simply… marvellous!!!
Hank: You bet it is. But, let’s see if you would say that when they carry her horizontally out of the ring to the nearest hospital before the hour is up!
Malibu: Oh yea? ...
KaHLaN standing tall on the entrance ramp back straight looks at all the fans gathered here tonight and returns their frenzy with a smile and then, she stick her arms out to the sides like wings but with her palms up. From her hip she bends backwards, back arching so that now she can see the curtains she came through in an upside down position and her hair falls back. Ten feet directly in front of her, up in the air fire works hit out and the flash of light for 2 seconds creates the female symbol! A WOOOO HOOOO responds and everyone join in the cheering. As the smoke clears she jerks her body back up, straight and starts to walk down the ramp towards the ring, going through this from the left side and touching hands with some of the fans as she continues down.
Linda: And his opponent tonight, from North East England Newcastle … weighting a 132 pounds … it is the “LaDDeR QUEEN” …. KAHLAN!!!
Malibu: She is fired up Hank! Tonight anything can happen … and I “mean” anything! Get ready for some flying EXTREME moments baby!
Ooh.. I'm not
You average type Of girl
I'm gonna show the world the strength in me
That sometimes they can't see
I'm about to switch my style
And soon things may get wild
But I will prove I can conquer anything
So from my head to toe I'm taking full control
I'll make it on my own
This time
(Better watch me shine)
At reaching the steel steps she climbs them one by one and after reaching the top she continues up the ropes, from the outside until she reaches the rope. There when the words *Watch me shine* are sang, she opens her arms to the sides yet again and bends backwards for the second time. With that the lights return to normal.
Better watch out
Going for the knockout
And I won't stop
Till I'm on top now
Not gonna give up
Until I get what's mine
Better check that I'm about to upset
And I'm hot now
So you better step back
I'm taking over
So watch me shine
Hank: This is going to be a hell of a match. I do strongly think that KaHLaN has made a big mistake challenging Samoa Joe to this match, considering the brutality of the man but … I as sure as anyone know that this wild creature is capable of anything and she won’t easily give up. So I expect that she would do anything to climb to that contract hanging above the ring … but lets hope that she wont get destroyed trying to do it.
KaHLaN flips over the turnbuckle somersaulting and landing feet first on the mat. The referee comes towards her but she ignores him and walks toward Joe. She locks him into a stare while smiling in a sly manner, and then she walks past him in the centre of the ring and right in to turnbuckle behind him, exactly opposite to the one she used to enter. She climbs it up to the 2nd buckle again and sticks her arms out palms up again shouting at the crowd that responds back. The music continues …
So Get ready
Here I come
Until the job is done
No time to waste
There's nothing stopping me
Oh
But you don't hear me though
So now it's time to show
I'll prove I'm gonna be the best I can be
So from my head to toe
My mind body and soul
I'm taking full control
This time
TBC Mr Samoa Submission Machine
-JOE-
Kahlan stares into Samoa Joe's dark soul through his cold eyes while both grinning a confident smirk and taking both her hands and horizontally sliding them away from each other across her waist, taunting the Samoan Submission Machine and promising him his days as champion are numbered. Samoa Joe stretches his hand out and gestures with his fingers, for Kahlan to come forward and put her money where her mouth is. Kahlan, demonstrating her impeccable courage or maybe arguably her stupidity, approaches the champ before attempting to catch him off guard with a potentially jaw busting right hook. The Samoan Submission Machine catches Kahlan's fist and wraps his entire hand around her hand, before smiling at Kahlan.
The Ladder Queen suddenly emits saliva from her mouth which splashes across Samoa Joe's face. The spit drips from Joe's face and runs down his head before sliding across his lips and dropping to the floor. Joe squints his eyes and removes the spit from his face before removing the cocky grin. As Kahlan begins chuckling, obviously mocking Joe, the New Age Champion takes his free hand and with his palm, smacks Kahlan across the side of her head.
When he releases her fist, the Newcastle native reels back before stumbling onto the ropes. While she leans on the ropes her face begins to contort. The spineless Age Champion whispers a demeaning remark that only Kahlan catches but as the champ begins to approach, Kahlan raises up her middle finger, further, infuriating the 285 pound behemoth.
Joe suddenly charges at Kahlan, but the crafty diva, the clever cruiserweight drops down while pulling on the top rope. The intelligent maneuver causes a unsuspecting Joe to trip over the ropes and crash back and head first on the concrete outside.
Kahlan releases the ropes, and when they spring back up to their neutral base, the smiling and profiling ladder queen, makes it to her feet, with her fists in the air and her confidence growing along with the support of the crowd.
::{-Malibu-}::
What a smart move by Kahlan. Samoa Joe was running so hard he could have tackled the poor ladder queen through the ropes!
::{-Hank-}::
She will have to do a lot more than that to put down the 285 pound champion from The Isle of Samoa. Joe will be not be fazed by Kahlan and I can assure you that-
Hank is cut off by Malibu who shushes him as Kahlan bounces off the the far ropes. As Joe rises to his feet, with his arms leaning over on the ring apron. His head peeks up and his eyes stare at Kahlan's feet which quickly approach him as her legs slide under the bottom rope. Both soles of Kahlan's feet impact straight onto Joe's forehead, coercing off the ring apron and causing him to stumble and fall onto his behind.
While struggles to both get to his feet and get the nasty taste of Kahlan's dirty boots out his mouth, the ladder queen begins ascending to the top turnbuckle.
When she reaches the top, she raises both her arms into the air, eliciting nothing but applause from her supporters, which drown out the boos of the Joe fans. When the Samoan Submission Machine reaches a vertical base, Kahlan, like a daredevil, puts her high risk move into effect, as she gracefully soars off the top rope and outside of the ring.
In mid air, Kahlan rotates around, bringing her feet over her head while twisting around, performing nothing short of an acrobatic somersault. When she completes her rotation, she crashes on top of Samoa Joe's head horizontally, knocking the 6 foot 3, 285 pound freight train back to the concrete floor.
::{-Malibu-}::
That was absolutely amazing! She calls that the Somersault Body Press Suicidal! Samoa Joe is surely not prepared for the aerial onslaught that Kahlan brings!
::{-Hank-}::
I don't know why you believe that 132 pound, probably high school drop out, could defeat Samoa Joe here tonight, especially in a ladder match.
::{-Malibu-}::
Malibu has the strength of all woman kind on her side and her big heart will guide her to the New Age Championship!
The ladder queen, calm and adroit, quickly springs up to her feet while her heavy set adversary stirs himself to his knees and begins crawling towards the announce table. Kahlan suddenly tuns her attention to the area of the time keeper's table, where a group of stacked, unattended chairs reside. As Kahlan approaches the ring attendant grabs onto one of the chairs and lifts it up, seemingly about to set it up for his own use. The ladder queen grasps one of the chair's legs and battles with the ring attendant over who should have possession. After a brief moment, Kahlan nabs or seizes the chair from the ring attendant and raises it high into the air, evoking appreciation to the tune of cheers from the thousands of spectators.
As her foe rises to his feet, with his back hunched over and slowly turning around. Kahlan charges at him, with the chair tightly in her grasp. The ladder queen grabs the chair by both legs before tossing it like a quarterback scrambling out of the pocket, straight at Joe.
The steel chair crashes into Joe's face, causing the Samoan Submission Machine to stumble backward and fall into the steel post. Almost instantly after impacting into the steel post, the 285 pound goliath drops down to one knee before shaking his hand from side to side, obviously blinded.
As the nearly 300 pound champ, both inhaling and exhaling, attempts to make it back to a vertical base, Kahlan climbs up onto the announce table. When Joe finally makes it to his feet, Kahlan charges across the announce before gliding off the side and through the air, straight at Joe.
The New Age Champion catches Kahlan in mid air, grappling around the 125 pound ladder queens waist. With Kahlan tightly in his clutches, the champ spins around so that the back of Kahlan is facing the steel ring post. Joe suddenly charges at the ring post and when he reaches it he uses his impressive strength to extend Kahlan out and drive her spine first into the steel. Almost simultaneously, Joe releases Kahlan. The aerial diva crashes instantly to the floor while Joe plods over to the nearby crowd barrier.
::{-Hank-}::
And that right there is the reason why Samoa Joe will easily defeat the scrawny, overzealous Kahlan. Brute strength crushes courage and heart and we will see it first hand here tonight!
After recuperating and regaining his stamina, Samoa Joe confidently approaches over to a groaning, moaning, Kahlan before bending over and snatching her by her hair. He carelessly pulls her to her feet before gritting his teeth, squinting his eyes and tossing Kahlan, the ladder queen, back into the ring under the bottom rope.
A sadistic grin grows on Joe's face as he stares at the steel chair lying lonesome on the concrete floor. The Samoan Submission Machine grabs the chair with both hands before lifting it up. The evil Samoan then tosses the object, over the top rope and into the ring before climbing onto the ring apron and entering the ring himself by stepping over the top rope.
Kahlan crawls over toward the ropes and tries to escape Samoa Joe but the New Age Champion denies her, her comfort and attempt to gain distance. The champ grabs Kahlan by her leg and drags her toward himself like a fisherman reels in his captured bass. When he successfully retrieves his opponent or if you ask him, his human punching bag, Joe grips Kahlan around her neck with both hands before pulling her to her feet.
The champ steps slightly behind Kahlan and to left before removing his right hand from her neck and placing it around the back of her head. The New Age champion kneels down to knee before pulling Kahlan over his shoulder. The ladder queen flips over Joe and crashes back first to the canvas. As she lifts her head and body up, while still laying with her buttox firmly seated on the mat.
Joe rises back up to his feet before stepping behind her and crouching down. He takes his hand and turns sideways whilst pulling it back to his chest. Joe sidesteps and with the back of his hand he smacks Kahlan straight across her back. The flesh wrenching chop causes a loud, menacing sound to echo throughout the arena.
While Kahlan winces in agony, the Samoan Submission Machine steps to her side before lifting his leg up and drives it into her chest, causing her to drop back down to the canvas. Immediately following the stiff, brutal kick, Joe leaps slightly off the canvas before crashing down across Kahlan's throat, knee first.
When Joe rises to his feet, Kahlan, choking and all, rolls towards the middle of the ring, giving Joe an evil idea in his mind. The champ rushes across the ring and bounces off the ropes. Upon reaching Kahlan, Joe leaps off the canvas and into the air. As he vertically hovers over Kahlan's chest, Joe extends his elbow downward and when gravity pulls him back down, he drops his elbow and his complete 285 pound frame straight on her chest, possibly breaking and shattering her lungs into pieces.
While Kahlan contorts her face and screams over the top of her lungs, Joe slowly makes it to his feet, with a smug grin cracking along the side of his face.
::{-Hank-}::
The Beserker Rush followed by the Samoan Elbow! Two bone crushing Samoa Joe trademarks. I can see the future at this point it shows me that the end of this match is already nearing.
::{-Malibu-}::
Joe is in control for now but I can assure you Kahlan will dig deep and pull the victory out!
::{-Hank-}::
We will find out which one of us in right when he return from this brief commercial break, don't go away.
-TBC-
(Slow start I guess, a bit rusty.)
-KAHLAN-
Coming back from the commercial break KaHLaN is leaning against a turnbuckle, head fallen back hanging from her shoulders when Samoa Joe comes running at full speed from the opposite corner and hits her shoulder first in the chest. The impact drives the wind out of her lungs and makes her go limp and so when the brutal man walks away from her, she falls face first on the mat.
Hank: OOF! Ladies and gentlemen that is like being hit by a car at 30 miles per hour! Basically this was the story since the commercials. Samoa Joe hitting KaHLaN from left and right mercilessly and now she can barely lift her head up!
Samoa Joe lifts one of KaHLaN’s arms and with it drags her to the centre of the ring and away from the ropes. KaHLaN is on the mat on her stomach and Joe is to the side of her body. The submission machine reaches around KaHLaN’s head and pulls his arm across her face. Samoa Joe locks his hands together and pulls back, applying pressure to the neck.
Malibu: Oh! The Crossface is locked in and there is no way out! Doesn’t that idiot know that he can’t win this match with a submission! For Christ sake this is a ladder match!
KaHLaN after hanging there for something around 30 seconds starts to scream wildly and taps again and again shouting “I tap! Get off! I tap”! The Submission Machine ignores her pleas and pulls harder on the lean neck of KaHLaN inflicting more damage than before.
Hank: He wants to punish KaHLaN. He is punishing her for her sarcasm and daring to even challenge the Champion to this match. He is making an example of her for the rest of the crew including the GM. This is a direct message for Hawkeye!
After another 20 seconds or so KaHLaN stops tapping and passes out, or at least it looks like it. Joe lets go of the neck and rolls away standing up. He then walks back to the semi-unconscious KaHLaN and pulls her up by pulling at her hair. Now vertical, Samoa Joe hooks his massive palm around the stick like neck of KaHLaN and guides her running towards the side ropes facing the announce table. He tosses KaHLaN over the top rope and out of the ring. The bruised and battered figure crashes side first on the concrete floor and seizes to move.
Hank: And just like that he finishes her. Hell the match has barely started and he has knocked KaHLaN unconscious! All he needs to do is to grab a ladder and retrieve the contract so he can tear it apart.
Malibu: Oh My God! I can’t believe how evil this man is! He just destroyed a 19 year old girl and he looks please by his doings too! He makes me sick!
Hank: What did you expect? She challenged him remember?
After looking down at the sprawled figure on the concrete, the Samoa Submission Machine walks away from the ropes to the centre of the ring before turning towards the thousands watching and to their displeasure, he lifts both his fist up in air and shouts triumphantly. Instantly a wave of boos hit back and Joe just ignores it. He smirks and walks towards one of the side ropes where he walks over the top rope to the other side of the mat and hops down. He bends down and from underneath the ring he pulls out a 12 feet high ladder, which he slides from underneath the ropes into the ring and follows it through.
Underneath the contract hanging high above the centre of the ring he carefully sets the ladder up, moving it a couple of times to make sure that it is exactly where he wants it to be.
Malibu: He has got the ladder set up! Come on KaHLaN! Get up! Get up! Go get him! He cannot win this match! This is our night! For all the fans here and watching at home…pleas get up!
Hank: Oh please! The girl is knocked out for God’s sake. We need medics here to get her to a hospital, not another beating.
KaHLaN moans and stirs a little causing the astonishment of the people who can see her body from the sides, many more including Joe himself are unaware of her starting to stir. She rolls to her left, hitting the side apron and clawing at it as she tries unsuccessfully to lift her self up.
Malibu: She is fine! YEA! She is fine!
Hank: How the hell …
KaHLaN again claws at the side apron and this time manages to lift herself just enough so that now she hooks her hands on the mat above and uses the leverage to pull herself up. Halfway up, she slides into the ring and then inch by inch, lying on her stomach slides her way slowly towards the ladder. The 280+ pound man from the Isles of Samoa sees her pathetic struggle and from halfway up the ladder starts to climb down.
Hank: Oh she should have stayed down. Samoa Joe can be a career ending threat, especially when you are in a condition that KaHLaN is now. Not a smart move if you ask me.
Joe reaches KaHLaN and for the third time in the match, pulls at her hair and lifts her up. He slaps her hard across the face, making contact on her right cheek forcing her head to jerk to the left. He shouts something in her face and with both hands pushes her hard towards the ropes. She hits the ropes and bounces back towards the man. At reaching him, Joe kicks KaHLaN low in the stomach making her bend forward. The Submission Machine who bends KaHLaN over applies a standing head scissors and grabs the LaDDeR QUEEN around the waist. He lifts her up so she is sitting on the Samoa man’s shoulders facing the opposite direction.
Malibu: UH – OH! He is going to Power Bomb the life out of KaHLaN’s poor soul!
Suddenly KaHLaN locks both of her legs around the man’s head. She falls backwards and using all her momentum flips the victim over. She lands stomach first on the mat and Samoa Joe after being somersaulted once in air hits the mat spine first! The Fans cheer wildly and a spark of hope runs through the arena.
Malibu: YESSS! What a counter! Did you see that Hank?! That’s what I’m talking about!
Hank: I must admit that I didn’t expect that, but in reality nothing much has changed.
KaHLaN crawls to the ropes facing the announce table and pulls herself up a split second sooner than Joe who after that “Rena” counter sits up and tries to stand on his two feet. KaHLaN turns to her left and rotate her body lazily, and dazed as if she doesn’t know where she is. Samoa Joe now fully standing turns also to his left and come to face the side of KaHLaN, rage boils in his scarlet face! KaHLaN finally completes her stumbling turn and comes face to face with the Samoa Machine. Suddenly without warning KaHLaN swings her right leg sideways in a circular motion, kicking her opponent's side of head with the top of her foot (called the instep). This sudden, with out warning, desperate move truly stuns Joe whose head is snapped sideways to the right and he goes down on both his knees before falling face first on the mat!
Malibu: “THE BAD KISS”! KaHLaN hits the “Bad Kiss” out of nowhere! That could reverse the tide of this one sided match so far! Truly amazing!
Hank: That truly was a move out of nowhere! I give KaHLaN credit for having her wits around her enough after all the beating she took to hit back.
KaHLaN after hitting her signature move falls on the ropes and using them as leverage stays vertical while Joe is flat on his stomach. She pushes back from the ropes and jerks her head back, removing her fringes from her eyes even though they fall back on her eyes again. She opens her hands sideways palm up and arches backwards screaming wildly! That sets the arena on bombs as the fans intercept what is coming next. She jerks herself forward and walks towards the turnbuckle away from Jo and climbs one by one, from the inside to the top.
Malibu: Oh yea! Guess what’s coming next Hank.
Hank: KaHLaN is going for that ultimate finisher we have seen recently in GHW…the “SUPERNOVA”! I must admit that if she hits that …there won’t gone be any Samoa Joe any more…at least in this match!
UP on the top turn buckle KaHLaN crouches low facing away from the ring, back arched forward hands touching her toes and head low. Suddenly, Mr I’m definition of this, I’m definition of that gets up and runs toward the turnbuckle KaHLaN is on top. He reaches her before she can react and pushes her off to the outside of the ring. KaHLaN after a sweet short fly through air hits the concrete floor knee and palms first before somersaulting on the ground and hitting the security wall with her legs. She moans in pain as she lays back first, legs leaning to the wall.
Hank: And Joe saves his neck from getting smashed by quick thinking and in the process I think he has managed to somehow inflict more damage than he has thus far inflicted upon his opponent here tonight!
Malibu: That sick bastard was quick enough alright!
KaHLaN struggles to all her four and meanwhile Joe leans on the turnbuckle he threw KaHLaN off to catch his breath and regain his composure after that insane kick in the head. He then stares down at KaHLaN and his face becomes shaded by all the contours that follow. His mouth twists as if he just tasted something bitter and curses under his breath. He rolls underneath the ropes and lands feet first on the concrete floor outside of the ring. The crazed man strides clumsily towards the announce table and pulls at the monitors dropping them to the floor. Then he wipes all paper and stuff off the table before forcing the tile off it too. In the process Hank and Malibu get shoved back on their sits and so they stand up to get away from the carnage that is happening to their place of work.
Malibu: What is that son-of-a-bi- … what does he think he is doing?!
Hank: Oh come on! You can’t do what ever you are thinking to her! She is a woman for Christ sake!
Ignoring them the man moves off to the next table in the line adjacent to the one he just cleaned. He goes to do the same to it too. Meanwhile KaHLaN struggles against the security wall unsuccessfully to get up and so just remain on the ground. Finishing his table cleaning, the Champ walks back to where KaHLaN is and yanking on her hair yet again, pulls her like a sack of potatoes to the two tables.
Hank: Frustration has kicked in and he is angry that he can’t finish KaHLaN up! He as sure as everyone never expected anything like this being put forward by KaHLaN! I mean she has given her all … now he is looking to do something to her that …
Joe punches KaHLaN in the gut with a closed fist once before shoving her face first on the table. He follows her up where once on top he lifts his prone opponent to her feet. Samoa Joe applies a front face lock on his victim and throws KaHLaN’s near arm across his shoulders. His back is against the other cleared table and he looks like as if about to Suplex her into that table. The Samoa Submission Machine then grabs the LaDDeR QUEEN's tights and lifts her straight up in the air so she is upside down. He is about to fall backwards when KaHLaN using the face lock on herself to her advantage and drops her lower body which is on top to the left of the man. Swinging her legs to the left she forces Joe to turn too so that now he is facing the table adjacent to the one they are on. Continuing the arc KaHLaN swings both her legs across Joe’s body and at the same time reverses the face lock so now she has control of Joe’s head. Eventually she comes down to Joe’s left side, applied a facelock and with all her momentum gathered from the twist and Joe’s extra 285 pounds added to it, she falls back slamming the big man head first into the table. With such a force this happens that they both smash through the table and go on down to hit the concrete underneath it!
Malibu: OH MY GOD!!! What a counter! That was insane!
Hank: KaHLaN using her unorthodox moves to counter a possibly career ending Vertical Suplex!! That DDT smashed a table using Joe’s head. I’m not sure if even his thick skull can withstand such a force!
KaHLaN untangling herself rolls away from the man who lays unmoving on wood debris and concrete. She rolls to the security wall at the side and sits up back against the wall panting. Samoa Joe lays stomach first on the floor head to the side towards the ring. His eyes are closed and blood drips from the crack opened on his forehead.
Hank: Don’t go anywhere! We will be back!!
TBC Mr Samoa Submission Machine
-JOE-
When GHW returns from their commercial break which lasted about two mintues and was sponsored by Geico and Allstate, the arena is hype and on their feet as Kahlan is in the middle of the ring with a ladder set up directly under the hanging contract. While she begins her ascension, Samoa Joe is leaning over on the ring apron from the outside with a steel chair in his grasp. When his female foe reaches about halfway up the ladder, the Samoan Submission Machiene skulks back into the ring, barely undetected. Just as the ladder queen begins reaching for her opportunity at superstardom, a large "CRACK" is is heard as it echoes throughout the arena. Following the disturbing sound, the sound of a steel chair is heard dropping to the canvas. The sight, is Samoa Joe staggering in place while Kahlan falls from grace, sliding off the edge of the ladder and crashing to the floor. As Joe recovers his footing, Kahlan rolls helplessly under the bottom rope.
::{-Hank-}::
A flesh wrenching steel chair shot straight to the spine, that could be the end of this bout!
::{-Malibu-}::
Kahlan was like literally inches away from reaching the contract but that fat old sour puss, Samoa Joe poked his nose in her business. He never knows when to stay down!
The champion slowly approaches over to the ladder and when he reaches it he suddenly collapses down to one knee and leans on one of the steps. The champion takes a few deep breaths, obviously attempting to regain his composure and energy as he has been spiked by fatigue through the early goings. The blood gushing from the middle of his forehead does not make matters much better either. The champion begins shivering a bit, before shaking his head and slowly rising back to his two feet.
From there the Samoan Submission Machine slowly begins climbing up the ladder, but he is apparently obvlious of the fact that Kahlan is digging down deep and stirring herself up to her feet.
While the New Age Champion, at a slow place probably resembling that of a snail, continues to move up in the world, the ladder queen crouches on her feet on the side of the apron before grabbing on to the top rope and yanking it down while she leans backward. Still not aware of Kahlan's prescence, The Samoan Submission Machine continues his ascension. When he reaches about the tippy top, he extends his arm up and grabs at hte contract but he is unable to retrieve it. Understanding that he is just a inch below the contract, Joe climbs up one more step but suddenly, out of nowhere, Kahlan springs up from the apron and onto the top rope.
The ladder queen, the daredevil diva uses the top rope as a spring board, launching herself from the ropes directly at the ladder. Upon reaching the climbing utensil, Kahlan extends both her legs out and drives the soles of her feet straight into the side of the ladder. The impact causes the ladder to become extremely unsteady, and after a few seconds of struggle, the ladder tips over like an oak tree. Joe though, has the worse ending of the crash unfortunately, as he falls from the top like an anchor over into the corner. Joe's face bangs on top of the turnbuckle padding and the shock immediatedly causes Joe's legs to jelly up before completey giving out beneath him.
Joe's bloody face smears against the turnbuckle padding before he eventually falls down to his side, with his body leaning against the ropes.
::{-Malibu-}::
What a Springboard Dropkick, great spotting and like, great timing. Joe was like, a millisecond away from taking this match but Kahlan has demonstrated her resilence once again. And after seeing that, Kahlan could be moments away from a potential matecheck!
::{-Hank-}::
First, the term is checkmate and secondly, I don't know how many braincells are dead in your head to give you any idea of how Kahlan will defeat Joe! Joe will totally ground her when needed!
::{-Malibu-}::
No way in hell he'll be able to do that Hanky Panky!
::{-Hank-}::
And what gives you that intimation or in laymen terms, that idea?
::{-Malibu-}::
Well.... ITS BECAUSE HE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO DO IT UP TO THIS POINT! WOW! SOMEONE'S REALLY HAVING A BLONDE MOMENT!
While a sudden silence comes over the announce table, the crowd quickly rallies behind Kahlan who staggers to her feet. The ladder queen turns her attention to Joe who slowly struggles to make it to a vertical base, before staring at the ladder, which leans up against the ropes, with a great fascination.
The ladder queen grabs the ladder from both sides before dragging it over to the ropes directly across from Joe and leaning it against the middle rope in a vertical fashion.
As Joe makes it to his feet and leans his head over on the top rope, Kahlan backs up to teh nearby corner before sprinting over towards the ladder.
The ladder queen leaps onto one of the ladder steps before turning and leaping off towards the ropes across her. The daredevil diva lands on the second rope and as soon as she catches a glimpse of Samoa Joe's face, she use the elasticity of the ropes to spring off. In mid air she turns her body around to face Joe and upon reaching him she extends her arm out as far as it can possibly go.
Kahlan, with her full 135 pound frame and entire momentum, lands on Joe with her arm impating his head. The force sends both competitors flipping over the top rope where they land rather unceremoniously to the concrete. While the fans begin chanting "HOLY SHIT", Malibu leaps out her seat with her headset the only thing keeping her head on tight.
::{-Malibu-}::
Oh my god what a beautiful Spring Board Clothesline! She almost took Samoa Joe's head off.
::{-Hank-}::
I have to agree for now, Kahlan is all over Joe. Impressive, to say the least.
While Joe lays belly first on the concrete like skinned bear fabric on carpet, Kahlan begins crawling over the ring apron. The ladder queen lifts up the ring covering before dragging out a ladder. Kahlan lifts the ladder up before plaing it horizontally under the bottom rope, on the apron, and across the top of the announce table.
The ladder queen crouches before walking under the ladder. From there the ladder queen grips Joe around his head with both hands before lifting him to his feet. Joe, so beat up at this point, seemingly seems like a bloody carcass.
Kahlan takes Joe head and drags him by it over to the ladder before viciously banging it across the side of the ladder. But as she goes for a second attempt, the Samoan Submission Machine bends his elbow before driving it backwards, straight into Kahlan's gut. When Kahlan tries to retaliate, Joe backhands the hell out of her.
Kahlan staggers but when the Samaon Submission Machine tries to follow up, Kahlan leaps from her feet and drives her boots straight into Joe's jaw. The force incredibly sends Joe off his feet and causes him to fall straight on top of the ladder.
Following the dropkick, Kahlan rolls around ringside before pulling the steel chair that Joe had once used against her and pulls it out.
Kahlan approches Joe with purpose and pep in her step before setting the chair up in the middle of the walkway, just a few feet away from Joe who slowly shifts his body positioning so that he faces his maker.
Joe's sweaty eyes show his fate, Kahlan speeding straight at him. Kahlan, gracefully leaps with one leg, onto the chair and with the same leg, leaps off. In mid air she turns sideways before dropping her entire body weight with her one leg straight across the back of Joe's neck, executing a nearly flawless, maybe even potentially paralyzing leg drop.
As Kahlan crahes to the concrete, she drags Joe down with her. The Samoan Submission Machine crashes head first onto the concrete, further upsetting his gash and allowing more blood to gush out.
::{-Malibu-}::
Leg Drop with the added momentum from the chair, that is it!
::{-Hank-}::
Though my manhood may be in jeapordy, I'll admit it anyway, Joe may be finished here! GULP!
Kahlan slowly staggers to her feet, and she watches Joe's body shake in place like a severed worm. While the Samoan Submission Machine begins stirring to his feet, Kalhan crawls up onto the announce table before walking along the bridge like ladder she has placed. The Samoan Submission Machine makes it to his feet, he shoves the ladder out his way before falling over onto the ring apron. When he recoveres his footing, he slowly turns to Kahlan. When he makes his complete rotation, the aerial diva lunges at him from off the ladder, with her head and shoulder blades leading the charge.
Joe, more instinctivly then skillful at this point, ducks while falling backward. Just before falling to the canvas, Joe wraps both his hands under Kahlan's armpits, before using his entire remaining strength to haul her overhead, tossing her. Kahlan shots over the chair and crashes head and back first onto the unforgiving concrete. When she comes into contact with the ground, she unwantingly springs up to her feet before further flying forward. She finally comes to a hault as she stumbles and crashes face first into the security wall.
::{-Hank-}::
Good greif what a Belly-To-Belly-Suplex, that might have broken Kahlan in half.
::{-Malibu-}::
Kahlan got too greedy, she should have just climbed the ladder and grabbed the contract when she had the chance.
While Kahlan rises to her feet, her head leaning adwardly to the side and her shoulders firm against the rail. Joe backs all the way upto the set up ladder before staring over to Kahlan and looking upon her with a sadistic grin. When Kahlan reaches the needed position, Joe charges at her like a bat out of hell.
When he reaches the ladder queen, Joe lifts his leg up before driving his boot straight into her jaw. The force from the kick and the added pressure caused by the wall, sandwiches Kahlan. The brain scramlbing Ole' Kick, sends shivers down the spines of the loyal Kahlan fans in the front row. While Joe retracts, and moves backward, Kahlan drops head first to the concrete, motioneless and semingly lifeless.
-TBC-
-KAHLAN-
After the kick, the scene is cut off into a GHW promo, which starts with the song “we rule night”. Johnny Abs is shown in his wrestling gear behind him a vacant cottage is on the show. He has a cocky smile on and his eyes laugh at you straight from the recorded tape. Different shots of him are shown with him in different poses showing off his bulking muscles and handsome features. On one occasion he punches his left palm with his right fist before his smiling face turns into an animation of furry as he opens his mouth and “WOOSH out” the air in his lungs as vapour covers the glassy camera lens. He fades away and comes in KaHLaN; she is sitting lazily upon a brick edge of some derelict building with a playful smile on her face. The camera scene suddenly changes and zooms in on her face from the left side, where her head turns sluggishly and lifts a left perfectly thinned eyebrow up. The shot then again changes position and this time lies beneath the edge KaHLaN is sitting upon showing her position on top, left leg dangling and the other pulled up and wrapped around by her lanky but pretty arms. She is in blue jeans and her ego shirt. Unexpectedly she jumps off the wall and in one fluid motion leaps forward crouching against the camcorder face inches away. She lifts her both hands up and drags them across her hair pushing it all out of her alluring face and keeping them in that position.
Next view shows the two of them in the ring in one of their matches, which turns to be their explosive debut. KaHLaN and Xavier Daniels are the legal pair in the ring when, KaHLaN leaps off a 2nd rope and connects both of her feet to the face of Daniels. He cracks down, slamming into the mat and causing the audience in the view of the camera to jump to their feet. The wild girl after connecting with the Missile Dropkick immediately rolls up and dashes forward at the standing figure of Kandy Kaylee at her corner. With a heartbeat that show is cut off and another comes up. Xavier dizzily turns to his right and completes a circle of motion before being acquainted to a thrust kick in the face by Johnny in his corner. “Too sexy” knocks him immediately off his balance and drops him flat on his back, moons and stars circling around his head. Instantaneously after he is introduced to the cold mat, the “LaDDeR QUEEN” jumps off the top turnbuckle opposite the one Abs just used to kick Daniel’s head off and after back flipping twice in a short but surely a sweet fly, she lands squarely belly first on the prone man. That follows by a hook on the leg and the familiar counts of 1 … 2 … 3!!! The music goes down on volume…
"Hank: Astonishing! Too sexy followed by a SUPERNOVA, and just like that the match is over! The Heartbreakers define the meaning of heartbreaking. This is what I call a match finisher!”
“Malibu: Tell you what Hank, when you get this wild creature known as KaHLaN and mix it with the true Heartbreaker Johnny Abs, the combination is something bigger than the BIG BANG! Shoot me if I’m wrong, but where in this company do you ever get a pair who makes the whole arena go on bombs as these two just made it to explode!”
On a red background a picture of KaHLaN is put next to a photo of Johnny both staring directly at whoever is happening to be looking. The eyes show that these two are full of themselves.
“Announcing voice for GHW promos: The definition of Heartbreaking wrestling … the Heartbreakers”
…
Hank: Welcome back ladies and gentleman, this match so far has been heart stopping, action packed and totally unexpected. I mean who in their worse dreams would have dreamt KaHLaN putting a fight up as she has until now. I must admit that although it was a brave act showing the guts she has it was also idiotic of her. She should have stayed down on the numerous opportunities she had, instead she decided to continue and now Joe is out of control. He is punishing the girl so badly that I am afraid after this is over there would be nothing left of her to burry!
Malibu: Aw shut up Hank! I know she is taking it here from Joe but didn’t she show you how close she is to just pull out a win here tonight?
Hank: Close!? She is being practically pulled apart by Joe one limb at a time!
Malibu: All I’m saying is don’t count her out just as yet.
KaHLaN is flat on her back, her lights switched off while Joe walks off to one of the corners of the ring dragging the 12 foot high ladder that was in the ring with him. With exaggerated care he places the steel structure leaning against the turnbuckle facing towards the announce table and then takes his eye back on his prone opponent. He lifts her up, dragging at her arm before bad-temperedly shoving her spine first on the wall of steel. The brutal savage looks at his helpless victim and gives her a cruel slap on the right cheek for good measure and to make sure that the magician isn’t about to pull any nasty tricks out of the hat. He then takes huge steps backwards taking his time until he gets to the opposite corner and lays his back against that turnbuckle. He takes a deep breath filling his huge lungs with the dusty air of action. The man known through out the GHW universe for his brutality empties his lung suddenly with a WOOSH and with it he screams at the top of his throat.
Without warning he takes off and cuts the air in his way with furious intensity to get himself to the focal point of his anger, the helpless opponent. With every step he shakes the ring and with every step he sends a shiver down the spine of GHW fans gathered here tonight. Six strides away from the delicate body lying on the cold steel he opens his mouth to gain breath and in doing so his face turns into the face similar to a demon. Three strides away he opens his arms to both sides, his figure taking the form of an eagle opening its gigantic wings to sour down on its prey. At that exact moment the wild girl opens her eyes and acting only on survival instincts manages to dart to the right off the ladder. Unable to control his descend from hell, the savage man leaps off instantaneously with KaHLaN’s survival jump and crashes chest first into steel. The velocity of contact is so high that he is thrown backwards and after stumbling dangerously for a second, he goes down getting acquainted to the wrestling mat.
Malibu: Did you see how close the whole thing was! She just managed to dart out of the way with her life. Imagine if he had hit her with that wild rush … poor girl would have been sandwiched between the unforgiving steel and that beast’s body.
Hank: I’m not even sure KaHLaN is fully conscious. The move right there was a desperate act based on survival instinct. When such a machine like human comes running at you like that it feels like the train rushing towards you and you feel helpless … she … no her body jumped out of the way. That there was an unconscious reaction stimulated from her spinal nerves!!!
Malibu: Blah, Blah, Blah …Look who is on the mat now … wouldn’t like to be in his shoes.
Hank: Well that crazy little magician isn’t in any better condition the way I can see!
Malibu: At least she is stirring up and that beast is knocked out for good!
KaHLaN is hanging on the ropes, heads and arms entangled with the whole setup of the 2nd ropes. She gets to her feet by pulling in turn at the ropes. After wobbling a little she moves back to the ladder and hooks her right hand on the side of it. Samoa Joe is still down on the ground not moving so what she decides is to tighten her grip on the steel and pulls back. The 12 foot high ladder reluctantly gives heed to her plea and so it comes up straightens then free jumps towards the man. It jams into his whole skeletal form and stops right at that. The impact surges a rush of pain into Joe and so he wildly shoots his limbs in all directions before once again going still. KaHLaN, practically being held up by the turnbuckle looks down on the results of her quick thinking and characteristically a flash passes the length of her eyes. The idea comes to her as if she knew what she was going to do right from the beginning.
The “LaDDeR QUEEN” steps out to the outside of the ring canvas left leg first followed by the right going through the 2nd and 3rd ropes. When outside she indolently lifts her left arm up while with her right she keeps her balance by holding on to the top rope, the loyalists immediately get behind her by cheering and willing the girl to go on. KaHLaN then goes through a rhythmical method of climbing the turnbuckle to the top from the outside. Up on top, facing towards her landing point, she crouches low touching her toes and fighting to keep her balance, a struggle which is made harder after the beating she took. She stands up tall looking down a reflection of madness in her eye. She bends her knees and thrust up taking off the top turnbuckle and going up into air above Joe. Whilst on flight the contender somersaults and lands spine first on the ladder upon Joe! The impact is so high that the aggressor is bounced off the stiff ladder and gets thrown away to the other side of the ring. Immediately KaHLaN with her left hand reaches for her back and arches herself backwards wincing in pain, while all the veins in her neck stick out from the strain on her.
Hank: SHE IS MAD!
Malibu: See what I mean? KaHLaN would do anything tonight to put Samoa Joe out tonight. This is her one opportunity in getting a title shot at the most prestigious of all title in GHW. A title no woman ever held. This could be her night! This is the dawn of a new era!
Hank: KaHLaN just put her career on the line to score with that top rope senton. Ladies and Gentlemen I will repeat again that creature you are witnessing tonight is OFFICIALLY MAD! Who in their right mind would jump back first on steel!
Malibu: Well KaHLaN would! She is a true daredevil … no, no … let’s give her tonight her own word which would truly describe her … she is the devil her self.
Hank: I thought devil was a he?!
Malibu: Well I guess you were wrong.
The ladder begins to move, and then with great effort it slides off Joe while he unexpectedly sits up! His face is a bloodied mess, the gash on his forehead from earlier which had stopped bleeding is re opened and so it now pours blood freely onto his face, chest and running even on the mat. He struggles onto his four and at a snail's pace he stands up right in the centre of the ring. As he begin to turn slowly to his right trying to get to face his opponent, KaHLaN springs up and runs to the side’s ropes closest to her. She throws herself at them and after bouncing off, takes two strides at running speed before leaping up like a cat at the big man. Joe completes his turn in time with the magician’s rocket launch and unfortunately grabs KaHLaN around the waist in mid air. The whole arena gasps in surprise as the bloody figure holding tight on the girl’s waist starts to apply inhuman pressure. The crazy one screams like hell from the pain she feels as her delicate waist’s size is squeezed to half it’s normal.
After torturing his victim to the max, the man continues on his vile attacks. Next, Samoa Machine lifts his prey up so that she is lying across her back on his shoulders. The attacker shoves the victim over his head so she is dropped in front of him on her back. KaHLaN gets slammed right next to the chair brought into the ring by Joe earlier in the match. The master of submission, front covered totally in blood moves to the right corner of the ring facing away from the pair of Hank and Malibu. He turns around towards KaHLaN and goes down on one knee and crouch forward ready to strike. He first wipes crimson blood from his evil eyes, before with hands slamming the mat savagely willing, pleading, and cursing the girl to get up. The lone girl from United Kingdom rolls to her left slowly with pain tries to stand up. She struggles then manages to get on her four, facing away from the predator. She grabs hold of the chair in front of her and with unimaginable care stands up still holding the chair.
Malibu: Oh no, don’t get up! Stay down! You don’t know what’s waiting for you!
Hank: The Machine is ready to crush. This is the end of it, she turns around and bang Joe strikes; and we all know what that is going to do to her. She has nothing left in her tank and the next move by Samoa Submission Machine is a match ender. He hits is KaHLaN would be torn into two pieces.
Malibu: Watch out! Behind you! No!
KaHLaN starts to turn to her right starting a long journey to complete a full circle before facing her opponent. Exactly as she starts her turning journey, Joe takes off with all speed and cunning towards the only target in the world that he is focused on right now. The look on his face tells you that all his might, will and strength is simply put in this one last offence. It is an all or nothing situation, where if he scores that’s the end of it and it he don’t …. Two paces away from her, the “LaDDeR QUEEN” is 25 degrees facing away from the coming doom. At that exact moment she jumps off the mat and brings her knees right up to her chest in the mid air. With it she tilts to the left and brings the steel made chair into contact with flat of her both feet, like getting ready to land on skating ramp with a skate board. With Joe now only one step away, she pushes out with all her remaining strength shooting the weapon into the coming attack. Joe trying to spear KaHLaN all the way to hell unexpectedly meets with a dropkick, and not just a normal drop kick but one with steel instead of feet! Battered, already broken skull meets cold steel and the results are devastating. The impact resulted from285 pounds in a dead run meeting the spring like strike with steel sends the man flying backwards and crashing down on the unforgiving canvas. He remains as still as a rock. KaHLaN who also crashes down on the mat stops moving, seemingly unable to capitalize on her newest trick.
TBC by Samoa Joe…come on reply you have until the end of Friday!
Winner= Samoa Joe
'I Am Not Focused.
I Am The Definition of It!
I Show No Mercy.
For Mercy Is For The Weak.
For Every Pain I Dish Out.
There Is An Equal To Greater Suffering.
For I Am Not Man.
BUT MACHINE'
Samoa Joe's voice echoes through-out the arena as the lights begin to dim.
There's Something You Should Know
....
Your Gonna Die Here Tonight!
'Downfall' by Trust Company hits the P.A. System.
::{Linda}::
"Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is a ladder match where the only way to win is to gain the contract above by climbing a 12 foot ladder. Introducing first, he hails from the Isle of Samoa, weighing in tonight at 285 pounds he is the New Age Champion of the World.... The Samoan Submission Machine... SAMOA JOE!!!"
Fear in me so deep it gets the best of me,
In the fear I fall, here it comes face to face with me,
Here I stand hold back so no one can see,
I feel these wounds, step down, step down,
step down.
::{-Hank-}::
"Ladies and Gentlemen this is a non-title match but with high stakes on the line. In this ladder match, Kahlan, a skinny, simple minded little girl will be going toe-to-toe with Samoa Joe with an opportunity at getting a chance to become the first female New Age Champion ever."
::{-Malibu-}::
"Yes sir! This is one small step for man, one giant step for womanhood. If Kahlan can pull an upset tonight, she can do it next week! The female fans in the arena have been awaiting an opportunity to see this for ages and tonight, the first piece of the puzzle could be placed. "
Samoa Joe breaks through the curtains and walks through his trademark green smoke and into the center of the stage platform. He stands and smiles a cocky, smug, yet sadistic grin before removing his New Age Championship from his shoulder and brandishing it high into the air. The gold from the centerpiece of the championship glitters in the darkness but the beautiful sight doesn't get the crowd going as they welcome the returning champion with a wave of boos and jeers.
The Samoan Submission Machine's armor though, is un-dented and unfazed by the arena fulls of haters as he soaks in the moment. The Samoan Submission Machine drops his championship back onto his shoulder before adjusting his wrestling tight shorts. Joe then takes the back of his hand and wipes his nose with it and after his wrist, which was covering his mouth, is moved, so is Joe's smirk, which seemingly seems to have vanished. The sadistic grin is replaced with a serious, stern look.
From there, the New Age Champ begins strolling down the ramp to the ring.
(am I) Breaking Down
Can I break away
Push me away, make me fall,
Just to see, another side of me,
Push me away, you can see,
what I see, the other side of me.
He reaches the steel steps before slowly climbing them one by one, in a rhythmical fashion. His ascension comes to a cease when he reaches the very top. The 280+ pound champ removes his prestigious championship from his shoulder before walking along the ring apron. When he reaches the middle of the apron, Joe enters the ring through the middle and top rope.
Fall back on me, and I'll be the strength I need,
to save me now, just come face to face with me,
stay in place you'll be the first to see, me heal these wounds,
step down, step down, step down, down
I'm not breaking, down
can I break away
push me away, make me fall,
just to see another side of me,
push me away you can see,
what I see, the other side of me
Go!
Joe removes his towel and places it in a nearby corner before approaching the center of the ring. The champ takes his championship from off his shoulder once again before bringing it to his lips and kissing it, like a mother who kisses her newborn child. The champion then folds the straps of the belt behind it before handing it to the referee. Joe gives the referee a cold look as if he is trying to communicate a command of "You'd Better Take Good Care of It." As his music pans out, the champ fiddles with his wrist wraps, making sure they are tight.
::{-Malibu-}::
"The champ is like getting ready to go to war with Kahlan, a woman who's been on the wild side. She's beaten Luciano and others since her arrival and I wouldn't be shocked if she beats Joe. We haven't seen him in ages and his ring rust could be the difference."
::{-Hank-}::
"I doubt that highly. In his down time the champ was probably practicing. And mark my words, Samoa Joe is no Anthony Luciano, he'll break Kahlan in half and laugh over the top of his lungs as she squirms like a worm."
::{-Malibu-}::
"So we know where your money is heading."
::{-Hank-}::
"I'm a smart bettah!"
Fall, can I break away
push me away, make me fall,
just to see another side of me,
push me away you can see,
what I see, the other side of me
No one can see anything on the other side of me
I walk, I crawl, loosing everything and waiting for the downfall
No one can see everything on the other side of me
I walk, I crawl loosing everything on the downfall.
Downfall, Fall.
TBC to Kahlan
-KAHLAN-
The broadcast of the ring stops for the moment and the scene starts at backstage corridors where KaHLaN is walking towards the entry way into the ring. As the live broadcast starts to flow the fans in the arena cheer their lungs out. Along the way some other TNT wrestlers who are hanging around also come into view some nodding to the girl some just ignoring her. Suddenly at one intersection Johnny Abyss bumps into KaHLaN and instantly high fives with his tag partner. At seeing the Heartbreakers together the fans for the second time start a wave of frenzy. Nodding to him KaHLaN walks past her tag partner towards her destination and from behind her Johnny says “Good luck KaHLaN…make us all proud eh!”
That fades away and Winter Fury’s theme song starts to play, the song goes down on volume for a second and the words from Trickshot one of the co-owners of GHW is heard accompanied by him standing in the middle of a TNT ring in his expensive $2000 dollars suit, “this Sunday at Winter Fury, I present you Divas rumble match starting the road to Diva’s Destiny title!”. The music volume goes up to its max and all the “Divas” who will be competing in the rumble mach are shown one after the other with heartbeat fast shots. Examples include Kandy Kaylee and of coarse KaHLaN. On one instant KaHLaN comes off the top of a ladder landing stomach first on her opponent after back flipping twice in air, hitting her ultimate finisher, the SUPERNOVA. After that Diva’s rumble match special poster with GHW logo comes on and the motion stops followed with a voice announcing: “Diva’s Destiny return to GHW at Winter Fury!”
The promo ends and the camera come back into the arena from above.
I think you know me
On the arena screen KaHLaN’s logo flashes up, the screen background is black and on it there is a white skull which on its forehead there is the female sign. That fades to the text, “LaDDeR QUEEN”. The lights dim to near darkness and then they turn pink to silver then dim again continuously. Simultaneously with the logo and text, “watch me shine” by Joanna Pacitti hits the PA, and with it walks into the scene, the one person everyone been waiting for, KaHLaN! She wears black from head to toe. Her black T-shirt, which on its front has her logo on and at the back the words “LaDDeR QUEEN”, both text and image in a contrasting white to the background. Also she has simple black pants and black leather, ankle high boots. Her raven black, jaw long hair fall around her head covering her ears and her fringes barely reach until the middle of her green eyes. With her appearance the arena’s roof goes off!
Malibu: Here she is! Nobody makes these fans react as loudly as she does it tonight! I’ve never seen anything like this before. This is simply… marvellous!!!
Hank: You bet it is. But, let’s see if you would say that when they carry her horizontally out of the ring to the nearest hospital before the hour is up!
Malibu: Oh yea? ...
KaHLaN standing tall on the entrance ramp back straight looks at all the fans gathered here tonight and returns their frenzy with a smile and then, she stick her arms out to the sides like wings but with her palms up. From her hip she bends backwards, back arching so that now she can see the curtains she came through in an upside down position and her hair falls back. Ten feet directly in front of her, up in the air fire works hit out and the flash of light for 2 seconds creates the female symbol! A WOOOO HOOOO responds and everyone join in the cheering. As the smoke clears she jerks her body back up, straight and starts to walk down the ramp towards the ring, going through this from the left side and touching hands with some of the fans as she continues down.
Linda: And his opponent tonight, from North East England Newcastle … weighting a 132 pounds … it is the “LaDDeR QUEEN” …. KAHLAN!!!
Malibu: She is fired up Hank! Tonight anything can happen … and I “mean” anything! Get ready for some flying EXTREME moments baby!
Ooh.. I'm not
You average type Of girl
I'm gonna show the world the strength in me
That sometimes they can't see
I'm about to switch my style
And soon things may get wild
But I will prove I can conquer anything
So from my head to toe I'm taking full control
I'll make it on my own
This time
(Better watch me shine)
At reaching the steel steps she climbs them one by one and after reaching the top she continues up the ropes, from the outside until she reaches the rope. There when the words *Watch me shine* are sang, she opens her arms to the sides yet again and bends backwards for the second time. With that the lights return to normal.
Better watch out
Going for the knockout
And I won't stop
Till I'm on top now
Not gonna give up
Until I get what's mine
Better check that I'm about to upset
And I'm hot now
So you better step back
I'm taking over
So watch me shine
Hank: This is going to be a hell of a match. I do strongly think that KaHLaN has made a big mistake challenging Samoa Joe to this match, considering the brutality of the man but … I as sure as anyone know that this wild creature is capable of anything and she won’t easily give up. So I expect that she would do anything to climb to that contract hanging above the ring … but lets hope that she wont get destroyed trying to do it.
KaHLaN flips over the turnbuckle somersaulting and landing feet first on the mat. The referee comes towards her but she ignores him and walks toward Joe. She locks him into a stare while smiling in a sly manner, and then she walks past him in the centre of the ring and right in to turnbuckle behind him, exactly opposite to the one she used to enter. She climbs it up to the 2nd buckle again and sticks her arms out palms up again shouting at the crowd that responds back. The music continues …
So Get ready
Here I come
Until the job is done
No time to waste
There's nothing stopping me
Oh
But you don't hear me though
So now it's time to show
I'll prove I'm gonna be the best I can be
So from my head to toe
My mind body and soul
I'm taking full control
This time
TBC Mr Samoa Submission Machine
-JOE-
Kahlan stares into Samoa Joe's dark soul through his cold eyes while both grinning a confident smirk and taking both her hands and horizontally sliding them away from each other across her waist, taunting the Samoan Submission Machine and promising him his days as champion are numbered. Samoa Joe stretches his hand out and gestures with his fingers, for Kahlan to come forward and put her money where her mouth is. Kahlan, demonstrating her impeccable courage or maybe arguably her stupidity, approaches the champ before attempting to catch him off guard with a potentially jaw busting right hook. The Samoan Submission Machine catches Kahlan's fist and wraps his entire hand around her hand, before smiling at Kahlan.
The Ladder Queen suddenly emits saliva from her mouth which splashes across Samoa Joe's face. The spit drips from Joe's face and runs down his head before sliding across his lips and dropping to the floor. Joe squints his eyes and removes the spit from his face before removing the cocky grin. As Kahlan begins chuckling, obviously mocking Joe, the New Age Champion takes his free hand and with his palm, smacks Kahlan across the side of her head.
When he releases her fist, the Newcastle native reels back before stumbling onto the ropes. While she leans on the ropes her face begins to contort. The spineless Age Champion whispers a demeaning remark that only Kahlan catches but as the champ begins to approach, Kahlan raises up her middle finger, further, infuriating the 285 pound behemoth.
Joe suddenly charges at Kahlan, but the crafty diva, the clever cruiserweight drops down while pulling on the top rope. The intelligent maneuver causes a unsuspecting Joe to trip over the ropes and crash back and head first on the concrete outside.
Kahlan releases the ropes, and when they spring back up to their neutral base, the smiling and profiling ladder queen, makes it to her feet, with her fists in the air and her confidence growing along with the support of the crowd.
::{-Malibu-}::
What a smart move by Kahlan. Samoa Joe was running so hard he could have tackled the poor ladder queen through the ropes!
::{-Hank-}::
She will have to do a lot more than that to put down the 285 pound champion from The Isle of Samoa. Joe will be not be fazed by Kahlan and I can assure you that-
Hank is cut off by Malibu who shushes him as Kahlan bounces off the the far ropes. As Joe rises to his feet, with his arms leaning over on the ring apron. His head peeks up and his eyes stare at Kahlan's feet which quickly approach him as her legs slide under the bottom rope. Both soles of Kahlan's feet impact straight onto Joe's forehead, coercing off the ring apron and causing him to stumble and fall onto his behind.
While struggles to both get to his feet and get the nasty taste of Kahlan's dirty boots out his mouth, the ladder queen begins ascending to the top turnbuckle.
When she reaches the top, she raises both her arms into the air, eliciting nothing but applause from her supporters, which drown out the boos of the Joe fans. When the Samoan Submission Machine reaches a vertical base, Kahlan, like a daredevil, puts her high risk move into effect, as she gracefully soars off the top rope and outside of the ring.
In mid air, Kahlan rotates around, bringing her feet over her head while twisting around, performing nothing short of an acrobatic somersault. When she completes her rotation, she crashes on top of Samoa Joe's head horizontally, knocking the 6 foot 3, 285 pound freight train back to the concrete floor.
::{-Malibu-}::
That was absolutely amazing! She calls that the Somersault Body Press Suicidal! Samoa Joe is surely not prepared for the aerial onslaught that Kahlan brings!
::{-Hank-}::
I don't know why you believe that 132 pound, probably high school drop out, could defeat Samoa Joe here tonight, especially in a ladder match.
::{-Malibu-}::
Malibu has the strength of all woman kind on her side and her big heart will guide her to the New Age Championship!
The ladder queen, calm and adroit, quickly springs up to her feet while her heavy set adversary stirs himself to his knees and begins crawling towards the announce table. Kahlan suddenly tuns her attention to the area of the time keeper's table, where a group of stacked, unattended chairs reside. As Kahlan approaches the ring attendant grabs onto one of the chairs and lifts it up, seemingly about to set it up for his own use. The ladder queen grasps one of the chair's legs and battles with the ring attendant over who should have possession. After a brief moment, Kahlan nabs or seizes the chair from the ring attendant and raises it high into the air, evoking appreciation to the tune of cheers from the thousands of spectators.
As her foe rises to his feet, with his back hunched over and slowly turning around. Kahlan charges at him, with the chair tightly in her grasp. The ladder queen grabs the chair by both legs before tossing it like a quarterback scrambling out of the pocket, straight at Joe.
The steel chair crashes into Joe's face, causing the Samoan Submission Machine to stumble backward and fall into the steel post. Almost instantly after impacting into the steel post, the 285 pound goliath drops down to one knee before shaking his hand from side to side, obviously blinded.
As the nearly 300 pound champ, both inhaling and exhaling, attempts to make it back to a vertical base, Kahlan climbs up onto the announce table. When Joe finally makes it to his feet, Kahlan charges across the announce before gliding off the side and through the air, straight at Joe.
The New Age Champion catches Kahlan in mid air, grappling around the 125 pound ladder queens waist. With Kahlan tightly in his clutches, the champ spins around so that the back of Kahlan is facing the steel ring post. Joe suddenly charges at the ring post and when he reaches it he uses his impressive strength to extend Kahlan out and drive her spine first into the steel. Almost simultaneously, Joe releases Kahlan. The aerial diva crashes instantly to the floor while Joe plods over to the nearby crowd barrier.
::{-Hank-}::
And that right there is the reason why Samoa Joe will easily defeat the scrawny, overzealous Kahlan. Brute strength crushes courage and heart and we will see it first hand here tonight!
After recuperating and regaining his stamina, Samoa Joe confidently approaches over to a groaning, moaning, Kahlan before bending over and snatching her by her hair. He carelessly pulls her to her feet before gritting his teeth, squinting his eyes and tossing Kahlan, the ladder queen, back into the ring under the bottom rope.
A sadistic grin grows on Joe's face as he stares at the steel chair lying lonesome on the concrete floor. The Samoan Submission Machine grabs the chair with both hands before lifting it up. The evil Samoan then tosses the object, over the top rope and into the ring before climbing onto the ring apron and entering the ring himself by stepping over the top rope.
Kahlan crawls over toward the ropes and tries to escape Samoa Joe but the New Age Champion denies her, her comfort and attempt to gain distance. The champ grabs Kahlan by her leg and drags her toward himself like a fisherman reels in his captured bass. When he successfully retrieves his opponent or if you ask him, his human punching bag, Joe grips Kahlan around her neck with both hands before pulling her to her feet.
The champ steps slightly behind Kahlan and to left before removing his right hand from her neck and placing it around the back of her head. The New Age champion kneels down to knee before pulling Kahlan over his shoulder. The ladder queen flips over Joe and crashes back first to the canvas. As she lifts her head and body up, while still laying with her buttox firmly seated on the mat.
Joe rises back up to his feet before stepping behind her and crouching down. He takes his hand and turns sideways whilst pulling it back to his chest. Joe sidesteps and with the back of his hand he smacks Kahlan straight across her back. The flesh wrenching chop causes a loud, menacing sound to echo throughout the arena.
While Kahlan winces in agony, the Samoan Submission Machine steps to her side before lifting his leg up and drives it into her chest, causing her to drop back down to the canvas. Immediately following the stiff, brutal kick, Joe leaps slightly off the canvas before crashing down across Kahlan's throat, knee first.
When Joe rises to his feet, Kahlan, choking and all, rolls towards the middle of the ring, giving Joe an evil idea in his mind. The champ rushes across the ring and bounces off the ropes. Upon reaching Kahlan, Joe leaps off the canvas and into the air. As he vertically hovers over Kahlan's chest, Joe extends his elbow downward and when gravity pulls him back down, he drops his elbow and his complete 285 pound frame straight on her chest, possibly breaking and shattering her lungs into pieces.
While Kahlan contorts her face and screams over the top of her lungs, Joe slowly makes it to his feet, with a smug grin cracking along the side of his face.
::{-Hank-}::
The Beserker Rush followed by the Samoan Elbow! Two bone crushing Samoa Joe trademarks. I can see the future at this point it shows me that the end of this match is already nearing.
::{-Malibu-}::
Joe is in control for now but I can assure you Kahlan will dig deep and pull the victory out!
::{-Hank-}::
We will find out which one of us in right when he return from this brief commercial break, don't go away.
-TBC-
(Slow start I guess, a bit rusty.)
-KAHLAN-
Coming back from the commercial break KaHLaN is leaning against a turnbuckle, head fallen back hanging from her shoulders when Samoa Joe comes running at full speed from the opposite corner and hits her shoulder first in the chest. The impact drives the wind out of her lungs and makes her go limp and so when the brutal man walks away from her, she falls face first on the mat.
Hank: OOF! Ladies and gentlemen that is like being hit by a car at 30 miles per hour! Basically this was the story since the commercials. Samoa Joe hitting KaHLaN from left and right mercilessly and now she can barely lift her head up!
Samoa Joe lifts one of KaHLaN’s arms and with it drags her to the centre of the ring and away from the ropes. KaHLaN is on the mat on her stomach and Joe is to the side of her body. The submission machine reaches around KaHLaN’s head and pulls his arm across her face. Samoa Joe locks his hands together and pulls back, applying pressure to the neck.
Malibu: Oh! The Crossface is locked in and there is no way out! Doesn’t that idiot know that he can’t win this match with a submission! For Christ sake this is a ladder match!
KaHLaN after hanging there for something around 30 seconds starts to scream wildly and taps again and again shouting “I tap! Get off! I tap”! The Submission Machine ignores her pleas and pulls harder on the lean neck of KaHLaN inflicting more damage than before.
Hank: He wants to punish KaHLaN. He is punishing her for her sarcasm and daring to even challenge the Champion to this match. He is making an example of her for the rest of the crew including the GM. This is a direct message for Hawkeye!
After another 20 seconds or so KaHLaN stops tapping and passes out, or at least it looks like it. Joe lets go of the neck and rolls away standing up. He then walks back to the semi-unconscious KaHLaN and pulls her up by pulling at her hair. Now vertical, Samoa Joe hooks his massive palm around the stick like neck of KaHLaN and guides her running towards the side ropes facing the announce table. He tosses KaHLaN over the top rope and out of the ring. The bruised and battered figure crashes side first on the concrete floor and seizes to move.
Hank: And just like that he finishes her. Hell the match has barely started and he has knocked KaHLaN unconscious! All he needs to do is to grab a ladder and retrieve the contract so he can tear it apart.
Malibu: Oh My God! I can’t believe how evil this man is! He just destroyed a 19 year old girl and he looks please by his doings too! He makes me sick!
Hank: What did you expect? She challenged him remember?
After looking down at the sprawled figure on the concrete, the Samoa Submission Machine walks away from the ropes to the centre of the ring before turning towards the thousands watching and to their displeasure, he lifts both his fist up in air and shouts triumphantly. Instantly a wave of boos hit back and Joe just ignores it. He smirks and walks towards one of the side ropes where he walks over the top rope to the other side of the mat and hops down. He bends down and from underneath the ring he pulls out a 12 feet high ladder, which he slides from underneath the ropes into the ring and follows it through.
Underneath the contract hanging high above the centre of the ring he carefully sets the ladder up, moving it a couple of times to make sure that it is exactly where he wants it to be.
Malibu: He has got the ladder set up! Come on KaHLaN! Get up! Get up! Go get him! He cannot win this match! This is our night! For all the fans here and watching at home…pleas get up!
Hank: Oh please! The girl is knocked out for God’s sake. We need medics here to get her to a hospital, not another beating.
KaHLaN moans and stirs a little causing the astonishment of the people who can see her body from the sides, many more including Joe himself are unaware of her starting to stir. She rolls to her left, hitting the side apron and clawing at it as she tries unsuccessfully to lift her self up.
Malibu: She is fine! YEA! She is fine!
Hank: How the hell …
KaHLaN again claws at the side apron and this time manages to lift herself just enough so that now she hooks her hands on the mat above and uses the leverage to pull herself up. Halfway up, she slides into the ring and then inch by inch, lying on her stomach slides her way slowly towards the ladder. The 280+ pound man from the Isles of Samoa sees her pathetic struggle and from halfway up the ladder starts to climb down.
Hank: Oh she should have stayed down. Samoa Joe can be a career ending threat, especially when you are in a condition that KaHLaN is now. Not a smart move if you ask me.
Joe reaches KaHLaN and for the third time in the match, pulls at her hair and lifts her up. He slaps her hard across the face, making contact on her right cheek forcing her head to jerk to the left. He shouts something in her face and with both hands pushes her hard towards the ropes. She hits the ropes and bounces back towards the man. At reaching him, Joe kicks KaHLaN low in the stomach making her bend forward. The Submission Machine who bends KaHLaN over applies a standing head scissors and grabs the LaDDeR QUEEN around the waist. He lifts her up so she is sitting on the Samoa man’s shoulders facing the opposite direction.
Malibu: UH – OH! He is going to Power Bomb the life out of KaHLaN’s poor soul!
Suddenly KaHLaN locks both of her legs around the man’s head. She falls backwards and using all her momentum flips the victim over. She lands stomach first on the mat and Samoa Joe after being somersaulted once in air hits the mat spine first! The Fans cheer wildly and a spark of hope runs through the arena.
Malibu: YESSS! What a counter! Did you see that Hank?! That’s what I’m talking about!
Hank: I must admit that I didn’t expect that, but in reality nothing much has changed.
KaHLaN crawls to the ropes facing the announce table and pulls herself up a split second sooner than Joe who after that “Rena” counter sits up and tries to stand on his two feet. KaHLaN turns to her left and rotate her body lazily, and dazed as if she doesn’t know where she is. Samoa Joe now fully standing turns also to his left and come to face the side of KaHLaN, rage boils in his scarlet face! KaHLaN finally completes her stumbling turn and comes face to face with the Samoa Machine. Suddenly without warning KaHLaN swings her right leg sideways in a circular motion, kicking her opponent's side of head with the top of her foot (called the instep). This sudden, with out warning, desperate move truly stuns Joe whose head is snapped sideways to the right and he goes down on both his knees before falling face first on the mat!
Malibu: “THE BAD KISS”! KaHLaN hits the “Bad Kiss” out of nowhere! That could reverse the tide of this one sided match so far! Truly amazing!
Hank: That truly was a move out of nowhere! I give KaHLaN credit for having her wits around her enough after all the beating she took to hit back.
KaHLaN after hitting her signature move falls on the ropes and using them as leverage stays vertical while Joe is flat on his stomach. She pushes back from the ropes and jerks her head back, removing her fringes from her eyes even though they fall back on her eyes again. She opens her hands sideways palm up and arches backwards screaming wildly! That sets the arena on bombs as the fans intercept what is coming next. She jerks herself forward and walks towards the turnbuckle away from Jo and climbs one by one, from the inside to the top.
Malibu: Oh yea! Guess what’s coming next Hank.
Hank: KaHLaN is going for that ultimate finisher we have seen recently in GHW…the “SUPERNOVA”! I must admit that if she hits that …there won’t gone be any Samoa Joe any more…at least in this match!
UP on the top turn buckle KaHLaN crouches low facing away from the ring, back arched forward hands touching her toes and head low. Suddenly, Mr I’m definition of this, I’m definition of that gets up and runs toward the turnbuckle KaHLaN is on top. He reaches her before she can react and pushes her off to the outside of the ring. KaHLaN after a sweet short fly through air hits the concrete floor knee and palms first before somersaulting on the ground and hitting the security wall with her legs. She moans in pain as she lays back first, legs leaning to the wall.
Hank: And Joe saves his neck from getting smashed by quick thinking and in the process I think he has managed to somehow inflict more damage than he has thus far inflicted upon his opponent here tonight!
Malibu: That sick bastard was quick enough alright!
KaHLaN struggles to all her four and meanwhile Joe leans on the turnbuckle he threw KaHLaN off to catch his breath and regain his composure after that insane kick in the head. He then stares down at KaHLaN and his face becomes shaded by all the contours that follow. His mouth twists as if he just tasted something bitter and curses under his breath. He rolls underneath the ropes and lands feet first on the concrete floor outside of the ring. The crazed man strides clumsily towards the announce table and pulls at the monitors dropping them to the floor. Then he wipes all paper and stuff off the table before forcing the tile off it too. In the process Hank and Malibu get shoved back on their sits and so they stand up to get away from the carnage that is happening to their place of work.
Malibu: What is that son-of-a-bi- … what does he think he is doing?!
Hank: Oh come on! You can’t do what ever you are thinking to her! She is a woman for Christ sake!
Ignoring them the man moves off to the next table in the line adjacent to the one he just cleaned. He goes to do the same to it too. Meanwhile KaHLaN struggles against the security wall unsuccessfully to get up and so just remain on the ground. Finishing his table cleaning, the Champ walks back to where KaHLaN is and yanking on her hair yet again, pulls her like a sack of potatoes to the two tables.
Hank: Frustration has kicked in and he is angry that he can’t finish KaHLaN up! He as sure as everyone never expected anything like this being put forward by KaHLaN! I mean she has given her all … now he is looking to do something to her that …
Joe punches KaHLaN in the gut with a closed fist once before shoving her face first on the table. He follows her up where once on top he lifts his prone opponent to her feet. Samoa Joe applies a front face lock on his victim and throws KaHLaN’s near arm across his shoulders. His back is against the other cleared table and he looks like as if about to Suplex her into that table. The Samoa Submission Machine then grabs the LaDDeR QUEEN's tights and lifts her straight up in the air so she is upside down. He is about to fall backwards when KaHLaN using the face lock on herself to her advantage and drops her lower body which is on top to the left of the man. Swinging her legs to the left she forces Joe to turn too so that now he is facing the table adjacent to the one they are on. Continuing the arc KaHLaN swings both her legs across Joe’s body and at the same time reverses the face lock so now she has control of Joe’s head. Eventually she comes down to Joe’s left side, applied a facelock and with all her momentum gathered from the twist and Joe’s extra 285 pounds added to it, she falls back slamming the big man head first into the table. With such a force this happens that they both smash through the table and go on down to hit the concrete underneath it!
Malibu: OH MY GOD!!! What a counter! That was insane!
Hank: KaHLaN using her unorthodox moves to counter a possibly career ending Vertical Suplex!! That DDT smashed a table using Joe’s head. I’m not sure if even his thick skull can withstand such a force!
KaHLaN untangling herself rolls away from the man who lays unmoving on wood debris and concrete. She rolls to the security wall at the side and sits up back against the wall panting. Samoa Joe lays stomach first on the floor head to the side towards the ring. His eyes are closed and blood drips from the crack opened on his forehead.
Hank: Don’t go anywhere! We will be back!!
TBC Mr Samoa Submission Machine
-JOE-
When GHW returns from their commercial break which lasted about two mintues and was sponsored by Geico and Allstate, the arena is hype and on their feet as Kahlan is in the middle of the ring with a ladder set up directly under the hanging contract. While she begins her ascension, Samoa Joe is leaning over on the ring apron from the outside with a steel chair in his grasp. When his female foe reaches about halfway up the ladder, the Samoan Submission Machiene skulks back into the ring, barely undetected. Just as the ladder queen begins reaching for her opportunity at superstardom, a large "CRACK" is is heard as it echoes throughout the arena. Following the disturbing sound, the sound of a steel chair is heard dropping to the canvas. The sight, is Samoa Joe staggering in place while Kahlan falls from grace, sliding off the edge of the ladder and crashing to the floor. As Joe recovers his footing, Kahlan rolls helplessly under the bottom rope.
::{-Hank-}::
A flesh wrenching steel chair shot straight to the spine, that could be the end of this bout!
::{-Malibu-}::
Kahlan was like literally inches away from reaching the contract but that fat old sour puss, Samoa Joe poked his nose in her business. He never knows when to stay down!
The champion slowly approaches over to the ladder and when he reaches it he suddenly collapses down to one knee and leans on one of the steps. The champion takes a few deep breaths, obviously attempting to regain his composure and energy as he has been spiked by fatigue through the early goings. The blood gushing from the middle of his forehead does not make matters much better either. The champion begins shivering a bit, before shaking his head and slowly rising back to his two feet.
From there the Samoan Submission Machine slowly begins climbing up the ladder, but he is apparently obvlious of the fact that Kahlan is digging down deep and stirring herself up to her feet.
While the New Age Champion, at a slow place probably resembling that of a snail, continues to move up in the world, the ladder queen crouches on her feet on the side of the apron before grabbing on to the top rope and yanking it down while she leans backward. Still not aware of Kahlan's prescence, The Samoan Submission Machine continues his ascension. When he reaches about the tippy top, he extends his arm up and grabs at hte contract but he is unable to retrieve it. Understanding that he is just a inch below the contract, Joe climbs up one more step but suddenly, out of nowhere, Kahlan springs up from the apron and onto the top rope.
The ladder queen, the daredevil diva uses the top rope as a spring board, launching herself from the ropes directly at the ladder. Upon reaching the climbing utensil, Kahlan extends both her legs out and drives the soles of her feet straight into the side of the ladder. The impact causes the ladder to become extremely unsteady, and after a few seconds of struggle, the ladder tips over like an oak tree. Joe though, has the worse ending of the crash unfortunately, as he falls from the top like an anchor over into the corner. Joe's face bangs on top of the turnbuckle padding and the shock immediatedly causes Joe's legs to jelly up before completey giving out beneath him.
Joe's bloody face smears against the turnbuckle padding before he eventually falls down to his side, with his body leaning against the ropes.
::{-Malibu-}::
What a Springboard Dropkick, great spotting and like, great timing. Joe was like, a millisecond away from taking this match but Kahlan has demonstrated her resilence once again. And after seeing that, Kahlan could be moments away from a potential matecheck!
::{-Hank-}::
First, the term is checkmate and secondly, I don't know how many braincells are dead in your head to give you any idea of how Kahlan will defeat Joe! Joe will totally ground her when needed!
::{-Malibu-}::
No way in hell he'll be able to do that Hanky Panky!
::{-Hank-}::
And what gives you that intimation or in laymen terms, that idea?
::{-Malibu-}::
Well.... ITS BECAUSE HE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO DO IT UP TO THIS POINT! WOW! SOMEONE'S REALLY HAVING A BLONDE MOMENT!
While a sudden silence comes over the announce table, the crowd quickly rallies behind Kahlan who staggers to her feet. The ladder queen turns her attention to Joe who slowly struggles to make it to a vertical base, before staring at the ladder, which leans up against the ropes, with a great fascination.
The ladder queen grabs the ladder from both sides before dragging it over to the ropes directly across from Joe and leaning it against the middle rope in a vertical fashion.
As Joe makes it to his feet and leans his head over on the top rope, Kahlan backs up to teh nearby corner before sprinting over towards the ladder.
The ladder queen leaps onto one of the ladder steps before turning and leaping off towards the ropes across her. The daredevil diva lands on the second rope and as soon as she catches a glimpse of Samoa Joe's face, she use the elasticity of the ropes to spring off. In mid air she turns her body around to face Joe and upon reaching him she extends her arm out as far as it can possibly go.
Kahlan, with her full 135 pound frame and entire momentum, lands on Joe with her arm impating his head. The force sends both competitors flipping over the top rope where they land rather unceremoniously to the concrete. While the fans begin chanting "HOLY SHIT", Malibu leaps out her seat with her headset the only thing keeping her head on tight.
::{-Malibu-}::
Oh my god what a beautiful Spring Board Clothesline! She almost took Samoa Joe's head off.
::{-Hank-}::
I have to agree for now, Kahlan is all over Joe. Impressive, to say the least.
While Joe lays belly first on the concrete like skinned bear fabric on carpet, Kahlan begins crawling over the ring apron. The ladder queen lifts up the ring covering before dragging out a ladder. Kahlan lifts the ladder up before plaing it horizontally under the bottom rope, on the apron, and across the top of the announce table.
The ladder queen crouches before walking under the ladder. From there the ladder queen grips Joe around his head with both hands before lifting him to his feet. Joe, so beat up at this point, seemingly seems like a bloody carcass.
Kahlan takes Joe head and drags him by it over to the ladder before viciously banging it across the side of the ladder. But as she goes for a second attempt, the Samoan Submission Machine bends his elbow before driving it backwards, straight into Kahlan's gut. When Kahlan tries to retaliate, Joe backhands the hell out of her.
Kahlan staggers but when the Samaon Submission Machine tries to follow up, Kahlan leaps from her feet and drives her boots straight into Joe's jaw. The force incredibly sends Joe off his feet and causes him to fall straight on top of the ladder.
Following the dropkick, Kahlan rolls around ringside before pulling the steel chair that Joe had once used against her and pulls it out.
Kahlan approches Joe with purpose and pep in her step before setting the chair up in the middle of the walkway, just a few feet away from Joe who slowly shifts his body positioning so that he faces his maker.
Joe's sweaty eyes show his fate, Kahlan speeding straight at him. Kahlan, gracefully leaps with one leg, onto the chair and with the same leg, leaps off. In mid air she turns sideways before dropping her entire body weight with her one leg straight across the back of Joe's neck, executing a nearly flawless, maybe even potentially paralyzing leg drop.
As Kahlan crahes to the concrete, she drags Joe down with her. The Samoan Submission Machine crashes head first onto the concrete, further upsetting his gash and allowing more blood to gush out.
::{-Malibu-}::
Leg Drop with the added momentum from the chair, that is it!
::{-Hank-}::
Though my manhood may be in jeapordy, I'll admit it anyway, Joe may be finished here! GULP!
Kahlan slowly staggers to her feet, and she watches Joe's body shake in place like a severed worm. While the Samoan Submission Machine begins stirring to his feet, Kalhan crawls up onto the announce table before walking along the bridge like ladder she has placed. The Samoan Submission Machine makes it to his feet, he shoves the ladder out his way before falling over onto the ring apron. When he recoveres his footing, he slowly turns to Kahlan. When he makes his complete rotation, the aerial diva lunges at him from off the ladder, with her head and shoulder blades leading the charge.
Joe, more instinctivly then skillful at this point, ducks while falling backward. Just before falling to the canvas, Joe wraps both his hands under Kahlan's armpits, before using his entire remaining strength to haul her overhead, tossing her. Kahlan shots over the chair and crashes head and back first onto the unforgiving concrete. When she comes into contact with the ground, she unwantingly springs up to her feet before further flying forward. She finally comes to a hault as she stumbles and crashes face first into the security wall.
::{-Hank-}::
Good greif what a Belly-To-Belly-Suplex, that might have broken Kahlan in half.
::{-Malibu-}::
Kahlan got too greedy, she should have just climbed the ladder and grabbed the contract when she had the chance.
While Kahlan rises to her feet, her head leaning adwardly to the side and her shoulders firm against the rail. Joe backs all the way upto the set up ladder before staring over to Kahlan and looking upon her with a sadistic grin. When Kahlan reaches the needed position, Joe charges at her like a bat out of hell.
When he reaches the ladder queen, Joe lifts his leg up before driving his boot straight into her jaw. The force from the kick and the added pressure caused by the wall, sandwiches Kahlan. The brain scramlbing Ole' Kick, sends shivers down the spines of the loyal Kahlan fans in the front row. While Joe retracts, and moves backward, Kahlan drops head first to the concrete, motioneless and semingly lifeless.
-TBC-
-KAHLAN-
After the kick, the scene is cut off into a GHW promo, which starts with the song “we rule night”. Johnny Abs is shown in his wrestling gear behind him a vacant cottage is on the show. He has a cocky smile on and his eyes laugh at you straight from the recorded tape. Different shots of him are shown with him in different poses showing off his bulking muscles and handsome features. On one occasion he punches his left palm with his right fist before his smiling face turns into an animation of furry as he opens his mouth and “WOOSH out” the air in his lungs as vapour covers the glassy camera lens. He fades away and comes in KaHLaN; she is sitting lazily upon a brick edge of some derelict building with a playful smile on her face. The camera scene suddenly changes and zooms in on her face from the left side, where her head turns sluggishly and lifts a left perfectly thinned eyebrow up. The shot then again changes position and this time lies beneath the edge KaHLaN is sitting upon showing her position on top, left leg dangling and the other pulled up and wrapped around by her lanky but pretty arms. She is in blue jeans and her ego shirt. Unexpectedly she jumps off the wall and in one fluid motion leaps forward crouching against the camcorder face inches away. She lifts her both hands up and drags them across her hair pushing it all out of her alluring face and keeping them in that position.
Next view shows the two of them in the ring in one of their matches, which turns to be their explosive debut. KaHLaN and Xavier Daniels are the legal pair in the ring when, KaHLaN leaps off a 2nd rope and connects both of her feet to the face of Daniels. He cracks down, slamming into the mat and causing the audience in the view of the camera to jump to their feet. The wild girl after connecting with the Missile Dropkick immediately rolls up and dashes forward at the standing figure of Kandy Kaylee at her corner. With a heartbeat that show is cut off and another comes up. Xavier dizzily turns to his right and completes a circle of motion before being acquainted to a thrust kick in the face by Johnny in his corner. “Too sexy” knocks him immediately off his balance and drops him flat on his back, moons and stars circling around his head. Instantaneously after he is introduced to the cold mat, the “LaDDeR QUEEN” jumps off the top turnbuckle opposite the one Abs just used to kick Daniel’s head off and after back flipping twice in a short but surely a sweet fly, she lands squarely belly first on the prone man. That follows by a hook on the leg and the familiar counts of 1 … 2 … 3!!! The music goes down on volume…
"Hank: Astonishing! Too sexy followed by a SUPERNOVA, and just like that the match is over! The Heartbreakers define the meaning of heartbreaking. This is what I call a match finisher!”
“Malibu: Tell you what Hank, when you get this wild creature known as KaHLaN and mix it with the true Heartbreaker Johnny Abs, the combination is something bigger than the BIG BANG! Shoot me if I’m wrong, but where in this company do you ever get a pair who makes the whole arena go on bombs as these two just made it to explode!”
On a red background a picture of KaHLaN is put next to a photo of Johnny both staring directly at whoever is happening to be looking. The eyes show that these two are full of themselves.
“Announcing voice for GHW promos: The definition of Heartbreaking wrestling … the Heartbreakers”
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Hank: Welcome back ladies and gentleman, this match so far has been heart stopping, action packed and totally unexpected. I mean who in their worse dreams would have dreamt KaHLaN putting a fight up as she has until now. I must admit that although it was a brave act showing the guts she has it was also idiotic of her. She should have stayed down on the numerous opportunities she had, instead she decided to continue and now Joe is out of control. He is punishing the girl so badly that I am afraid after this is over there would be nothing left of her to burry!
Malibu: Aw shut up Hank! I know she is taking it here from Joe but didn’t she show you how close she is to just pull out a win here tonight?
Hank: Close!? She is being practically pulled apart by Joe one limb at a time!
Malibu: All I’m saying is don’t count her out just as yet.
KaHLaN is flat on her back, her lights switched off while Joe walks off to one of the corners of the ring dragging the 12 foot high ladder that was in the ring with him. With exaggerated care he places the steel structure leaning against the turnbuckle facing towards the announce table and then takes his eye back on his prone opponent. He lifts her up, dragging at her arm before bad-temperedly shoving her spine first on the wall of steel. The brutal savage looks at his helpless victim and gives her a cruel slap on the right cheek for good measure and to make sure that the magician isn’t about to pull any nasty tricks out of the hat. He then takes huge steps backwards taking his time until he gets to the opposite corner and lays his back against that turnbuckle. He takes a deep breath filling his huge lungs with the dusty air of action. The man known through out the GHW universe for his brutality empties his lung suddenly with a WOOSH and with it he screams at the top of his throat.
Without warning he takes off and cuts the air in his way with furious intensity to get himself to the focal point of his anger, the helpless opponent. With every step he shakes the ring and with every step he sends a shiver down the spine of GHW fans gathered here tonight. Six strides away from the delicate body lying on the cold steel he opens his mouth to gain breath and in doing so his face turns into the face similar to a demon. Three strides away he opens his arms to both sides, his figure taking the form of an eagle opening its gigantic wings to sour down on its prey. At that exact moment the wild girl opens her eyes and acting only on survival instincts manages to dart to the right off the ladder. Unable to control his descend from hell, the savage man leaps off instantaneously with KaHLaN’s survival jump and crashes chest first into steel. The velocity of contact is so high that he is thrown backwards and after stumbling dangerously for a second, he goes down getting acquainted to the wrestling mat.
Malibu: Did you see how close the whole thing was! She just managed to dart out of the way with her life. Imagine if he had hit her with that wild rush … poor girl would have been sandwiched between the unforgiving steel and that beast’s body.
Hank: I’m not even sure KaHLaN is fully conscious. The move right there was a desperate act based on survival instinct. When such a machine like human comes running at you like that it feels like the train rushing towards you and you feel helpless … she … no her body jumped out of the way. That there was an unconscious reaction stimulated from her spinal nerves!!!
Malibu: Blah, Blah, Blah …Look who is on the mat now … wouldn’t like to be in his shoes.
Hank: Well that crazy little magician isn’t in any better condition the way I can see!
Malibu: At least she is stirring up and that beast is knocked out for good!
KaHLaN is hanging on the ropes, heads and arms entangled with the whole setup of the 2nd ropes. She gets to her feet by pulling in turn at the ropes. After wobbling a little she moves back to the ladder and hooks her right hand on the side of it. Samoa Joe is still down on the ground not moving so what she decides is to tighten her grip on the steel and pulls back. The 12 foot high ladder reluctantly gives heed to her plea and so it comes up straightens then free jumps towards the man. It jams into his whole skeletal form and stops right at that. The impact surges a rush of pain into Joe and so he wildly shoots his limbs in all directions before once again going still. KaHLaN, practically being held up by the turnbuckle looks down on the results of her quick thinking and characteristically a flash passes the length of her eyes. The idea comes to her as if she knew what she was going to do right from the beginning.
The “LaDDeR QUEEN” steps out to the outside of the ring canvas left leg first followed by the right going through the 2nd and 3rd ropes. When outside she indolently lifts her left arm up while with her right she keeps her balance by holding on to the top rope, the loyalists immediately get behind her by cheering and willing the girl to go on. KaHLaN then goes through a rhythmical method of climbing the turnbuckle to the top from the outside. Up on top, facing towards her landing point, she crouches low touching her toes and fighting to keep her balance, a struggle which is made harder after the beating she took. She stands up tall looking down a reflection of madness in her eye. She bends her knees and thrust up taking off the top turnbuckle and going up into air above Joe. Whilst on flight the contender somersaults and lands spine first on the ladder upon Joe! The impact is so high that the aggressor is bounced off the stiff ladder and gets thrown away to the other side of the ring. Immediately KaHLaN with her left hand reaches for her back and arches herself backwards wincing in pain, while all the veins in her neck stick out from the strain on her.
Hank: SHE IS MAD!
Malibu: See what I mean? KaHLaN would do anything tonight to put Samoa Joe out tonight. This is her one opportunity in getting a title shot at the most prestigious of all title in GHW. A title no woman ever held. This could be her night! This is the dawn of a new era!
Hank: KaHLaN just put her career on the line to score with that top rope senton. Ladies and Gentlemen I will repeat again that creature you are witnessing tonight is OFFICIALLY MAD! Who in their right mind would jump back first on steel!
Malibu: Well KaHLaN would! She is a true daredevil … no, no … let’s give her tonight her own word which would truly describe her … she is the devil her self.
Hank: I thought devil was a he?!
Malibu: Well I guess you were wrong.
The ladder begins to move, and then with great effort it slides off Joe while he unexpectedly sits up! His face is a bloodied mess, the gash on his forehead from earlier which had stopped bleeding is re opened and so it now pours blood freely onto his face, chest and running even on the mat. He struggles onto his four and at a snail's pace he stands up right in the centre of the ring. As he begin to turn slowly to his right trying to get to face his opponent, KaHLaN springs up and runs to the side’s ropes closest to her. She throws herself at them and after bouncing off, takes two strides at running speed before leaping up like a cat at the big man. Joe completes his turn in time with the magician’s rocket launch and unfortunately grabs KaHLaN around the waist in mid air. The whole arena gasps in surprise as the bloody figure holding tight on the girl’s waist starts to apply inhuman pressure. The crazy one screams like hell from the pain she feels as her delicate waist’s size is squeezed to half it’s normal.
After torturing his victim to the max, the man continues on his vile attacks. Next, Samoa Machine lifts his prey up so that she is lying across her back on his shoulders. The attacker shoves the victim over his head so she is dropped in front of him on her back. KaHLaN gets slammed right next to the chair brought into the ring by Joe earlier in the match. The master of submission, front covered totally in blood moves to the right corner of the ring facing away from the pair of Hank and Malibu. He turns around towards KaHLaN and goes down on one knee and crouch forward ready to strike. He first wipes crimson blood from his evil eyes, before with hands slamming the mat savagely willing, pleading, and cursing the girl to get up. The lone girl from United Kingdom rolls to her left slowly with pain tries to stand up. She struggles then manages to get on her four, facing away from the predator. She grabs hold of the chair in front of her and with unimaginable care stands up still holding the chair.
Malibu: Oh no, don’t get up! Stay down! You don’t know what’s waiting for you!
Hank: The Machine is ready to crush. This is the end of it, she turns around and bang Joe strikes; and we all know what that is going to do to her. She has nothing left in her tank and the next move by Samoa Submission Machine is a match ender. He hits is KaHLaN would be torn into two pieces.
Malibu: Watch out! Behind you! No!
KaHLaN starts to turn to her right starting a long journey to complete a full circle before facing her opponent. Exactly as she starts her turning journey, Joe takes off with all speed and cunning towards the only target in the world that he is focused on right now. The look on his face tells you that all his might, will and strength is simply put in this one last offence. It is an all or nothing situation, where if he scores that’s the end of it and it he don’t …. Two paces away from her, the “LaDDeR QUEEN” is 25 degrees facing away from the coming doom. At that exact moment she jumps off the mat and brings her knees right up to her chest in the mid air. With it she tilts to the left and brings the steel made chair into contact with flat of her both feet, like getting ready to land on skating ramp with a skate board. With Joe now only one step away, she pushes out with all her remaining strength shooting the weapon into the coming attack. Joe trying to spear KaHLaN all the way to hell unexpectedly meets with a dropkick, and not just a normal drop kick but one with steel instead of feet! Battered, already broken skull meets cold steel and the results are devastating. The impact resulted from285 pounds in a dead run meeting the spring like strike with steel sends the man flying backwards and crashing down on the unforgiving canvas. He remains as still as a rock. KaHLaN who also crashes down on the mat stops moving, seemingly unable to capitalize on her newest trick.
TBC by Samoa Joe…come on reply you have until the end of Friday!
Winner= Samoa Joe