Post by John yuma on Nov 10, 2009 10:18:28 GMT -5
Moments after Goliath was Slain, the crowd cheered David on accordingly. But not in this case. This my friends, was a match far greater then David vs. Goliath for not only were their lives at stake, but their honor was at risk for both men had never felt the crushing blow of defeat, the sorrow felt being left lying in the mud while the other is swept with hysterical cheers. This my friends, is not a tale of men, but of two titans fighting for the glory of the Lions Den... The titans known as John Yuma and Chris Parker. It was yet another desolate cold night as the members of the Lions Den flocked to the irritable, wet arena were the two would face of in what would set new standards in the business of elite fighting.
"Yuma has got this!" one fan yells as he attempts to push his way to the front.
"Parker well send Yuma down to hell with that boot of his!" A different, but equally eager fan yells as he too attempts to push his way to the front.
This continuous struggle continues up until the very point of John Yuma taking a step from the curtain. The audience stopped in what seemed as if they were in awe. This process repeats itself as Chris Parker strolls down, feeling that unmistakable rush of confidence of his undefeated streak in the world of elite fighting. As the two met eye to eye (or as close as they could get with Chris having a distinct height advantage) the bell rings aloud and the two plunge at one another...
Round and round Johnny Yuma goes, I think his fist just broke Chris Parker's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Johnny Yuma makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Johnny Yuma makes Kick for 1 damage.
Chris Parker makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Johnny Yuma makes Head Lock for 5 damage.
Chris Parker slips out of the move.
Chris Parker winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Johnny Yuma's head! A Punch for 1!
Johnny Yuma leans prostate in the corner! Chris Parker walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Johnny Yuma's face and chest for 1!
Round and round Johnny Yuma goes, I think his fist just broke Chris Parker's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Johnny Yuma makes Kick for 2 damage.
Johnny Yuma makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Johnny Yuma delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Chris Parker's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Into the ropes goes Johnny Yuma... and he's brought down with a A Way To Hell for 16 from Chris Parker!
Chris Parker is out cold on his feet! Johnny Yuma takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Chris Parker down with an amazing Clothesline for 5!
Chris Parker tries to make a Irish Whip into the corner.
But Johnny Yuma counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Chris Parker smashes Johnny Yuma head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
6!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Chris Parker winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Johnny Yuma's head! A Punch for 1!
Johnny Yuma balls his fist and hits Chris Parker right in the gut, making a Punch for 2.
Johnny Yuma puts Chris Parker into a pin!
1...
2...
but Chris Parker kicks out of it!
Chris Parker wraps his arms around Johnny Yuma's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 6. Johnny Yuma is gasping for air!
Johnny Yuma slips out of the move.
Chris Parker smashes Johnny Yuma head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
6!
7!
8!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Johnny Yuma makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Chris Parker makes a pathetic Elbow drop for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Johnny Yuma is out cold on his feet! Chris Parker takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Johnny Yuma down with an amazing Clothesline for 5!
Johnny Yuma tries to make a Away goes the Rebel.
But Chris Parker counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Johnny Yuma is sent into the ropes... Chris Parker gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 5, sending Johnny Yuma back staggering!
Johnny Yuma winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Chris Parker's head! A Punch for 2!
Chris Parker puts Johnny Yuma into a pin!
1...
2...
but Johnny Yuma kicks out of it!
Round and round Johnny Yuma goes, I think his fist just broke Chris Parker's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Round and round Johnny Yuma goes, I think his fist just broke Chris Parker's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Johnny Yuma smashes Chris Parker head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Johnny Yuma tries to make a Arm Drag Takedown.
But Chris Parker counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Chris Parker makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Johnny Yuma makes a stupendous Pumphandle Slam for 11 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Johnny Yuma hoists Chris Parker onto his shoulders, setting him up for a Away goes the Rebel! He's spinning him right round, baby, right round! Like a record, baby, right round, round round! Chris Parks gets dropped into a cutter for 23! Landing the all-powerful 'Away goes the Rebel'
Johnny Yuma puts Chris Parker into a pin!
1...
2...
3...
The crowd raised to their feet as John Yuma stood high above his maimed opponent and raised his arms and as quick as the referee counted the lucrative three count, Johnny Yuma was taking of and without a breath, exits the Lions Den. Some say Yuma was there for business only, others say he was too god damn busy to drag the match on longer then it needed. What do I think? Huh, I think that Johnny Yuma has no problems defying the odds and taking the victory even over someone he calls his friend.
John Yuma has no problem humiliating his opponents, but shows true loyalty to his friends. One thing is for sure, the Rebel Johnny Yuma will be a champion one day, definitely sooner then later.
Away goes the rebel Johnny Yuma.
EOT
Just a random promo I decided to do after beating Parker,
Comments welcome.
Regards,
JDM
"Yuma has got this!" one fan yells as he attempts to push his way to the front.
"Parker well send Yuma down to hell with that boot of his!" A different, but equally eager fan yells as he too attempts to push his way to the front.
This continuous struggle continues up until the very point of John Yuma taking a step from the curtain. The audience stopped in what seemed as if they were in awe. This process repeats itself as Chris Parker strolls down, feeling that unmistakable rush of confidence of his undefeated streak in the world of elite fighting. As the two met eye to eye (or as close as they could get with Chris having a distinct height advantage) the bell rings aloud and the two plunge at one another...
Round and round Johnny Yuma goes, I think his fist just broke Chris Parker's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Johnny Yuma makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Johnny Yuma makes Kick for 1 damage.
Chris Parker makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Johnny Yuma makes Head Lock for 5 damage.
Chris Parker slips out of the move.
Chris Parker winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Johnny Yuma's head! A Punch for 1!
Johnny Yuma leans prostate in the corner! Chris Parker walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Johnny Yuma's face and chest for 1!
Round and round Johnny Yuma goes, I think his fist just broke Chris Parker's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Johnny Yuma makes Kick for 2 damage.
Johnny Yuma makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Johnny Yuma delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Chris Parker's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Into the ropes goes Johnny Yuma... and he's brought down with a A Way To Hell for 16 from Chris Parker!
Chris Parker is out cold on his feet! Johnny Yuma takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Chris Parker down with an amazing Clothesline for 5!
Chris Parker tries to make a Irish Whip into the corner.
But Johnny Yuma counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Chris Parker smashes Johnny Yuma head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
6!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Chris Parker winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Johnny Yuma's head! A Punch for 1!
Johnny Yuma balls his fist and hits Chris Parker right in the gut, making a Punch for 2.
Johnny Yuma puts Chris Parker into a pin!
1...
2...
but Chris Parker kicks out of it!
Chris Parker wraps his arms around Johnny Yuma's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 6. Johnny Yuma is gasping for air!
Johnny Yuma slips out of the move.
Chris Parker smashes Johnny Yuma head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
6!
7!
8!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Johnny Yuma makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Chris Parker makes a pathetic Elbow drop for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Johnny Yuma is out cold on his feet! Chris Parker takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Johnny Yuma down with an amazing Clothesline for 5!
Johnny Yuma tries to make a Away goes the Rebel.
But Chris Parker counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Johnny Yuma is sent into the ropes... Chris Parker gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 5, sending Johnny Yuma back staggering!
Johnny Yuma winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Chris Parker's head! A Punch for 2!
Chris Parker puts Johnny Yuma into a pin!
1...
2...
but Johnny Yuma kicks out of it!
Round and round Johnny Yuma goes, I think his fist just broke Chris Parker's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Round and round Johnny Yuma goes, I think his fist just broke Chris Parker's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Johnny Yuma smashes Chris Parker head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Johnny Yuma tries to make a Arm Drag Takedown.
But Chris Parker counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Chris Parker makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Johnny Yuma makes a stupendous Pumphandle Slam for 11 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Johnny Yuma hoists Chris Parker onto his shoulders, setting him up for a Away goes the Rebel! He's spinning him right round, baby, right round! Like a record, baby, right round, round round! Chris Parks gets dropped into a cutter for 23! Landing the all-powerful 'Away goes the Rebel'
Johnny Yuma puts Chris Parker into a pin!
1...
2...
3...
The crowd raised to their feet as John Yuma stood high above his maimed opponent and raised his arms and as quick as the referee counted the lucrative three count, Johnny Yuma was taking of and without a breath, exits the Lions Den. Some say Yuma was there for business only, others say he was too god damn busy to drag the match on longer then it needed. What do I think? Huh, I think that Johnny Yuma has no problems defying the odds and taking the victory even over someone he calls his friend.
John Yuma has no problem humiliating his opponents, but shows true loyalty to his friends. One thing is for sure, the Rebel Johnny Yuma will be a champion one day, definitely sooner then later.
Away goes the rebel Johnny Yuma.
EOT
Just a random promo I decided to do after beating Parker,Comments welcome.
Regards,
JDM
